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Another Fine Myth by Robert Asprin

“Of course you speak from a wide range of experience,” Aahz sneered sarcastically. “Who told you so much about dealing with Deveels?”

“You did,” I said pointedly.

“Hmmm. You’re right, kid. Maybe I have been a little hasty.”

Normally I would have been ecstatic over having Aahz admit I was right. Somehow, however, in the current situation, it only made me feel that much more uncomfortable.

“So what are we going to do?” I asked.

“Well, normally I deal honestly unless I think I’m being double-crossed. This time, however, you’ve raised sufficient doubt in my mind that I think we should bend the rules a little.”

“Situational ethics again?”

“Right!”

“So what do we do?”

“Start looking for a relatively private place where we can dump these disguises without being noticed.”

I began scanning the streets and alleys ahead of us. My uneasiness was growing into panic, and it lent intensity to my search.

“I wish we had our weapons along,” I muttered.

“Listen to him,” Aahz jeered. “It wasn’t that long ago you were telling me all about how magicians don’t need weapons. C’mon, kid. What would you do with a weapon if you had one?”

“If you want to get specific,” I said dryly, “I was wishing you had a weapon.”

“Oh! Good point. Say … ah … kid? Are you still looking for a private place?”

“Yeah, I’ve got a couple possibles spotted.”

“Well forget it. Start looking for something wide open with a lot of exits.”

“Why the change in strategy,” I asked.

“Take a look over your shoulder… casual like.”

I did as I was bid, though it was not as casual as it might have been. It turned out my acting ability was the least of our worries.

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