Mark Twain’s Speeches by Mark Twain

PILGRIMS’ CLUB OF NEW YORK ON FEBRUARY 19, 1908

I am very proud to respond to this toast, as it recalls the proudest day

of my life. The delightful hospitality shown me at the time of my visit

to Oxford I shall cherish until I die. In that long and distinguished

career of mine I value that degree above all other honors. When the ship

landed even the stevedores gathered on the shore and gave an English

cheer. Nothing could surpass in my life the pleasure of those four

weeks. No one could pass by me without taking my hand, even the

policemen. I’ve been in all the principal capitals of Christendom in my

life, and have always been an object of interest to policemen. Sometimes

there was suspicion in their eyes, but not always. With their puissant

hand they would hold up the commerce of the world to let me pass.

I noticed in the papers this afternoon a despatch from Washington, saying

that Congress would immediately pass a bill restoring to our gold coinage

the motto “In God We Trust.” I’m glad of that; I’m glad of that. I was

troubled when that motto was removed. Sure enough, the prosperities of

the whole nation went down in a heap when we ceased to trust in God in

that conspicuously advertised way. I knew there would be trouble. And

if Pierpont Morgan hadn’t stepped in– Bishop Lawrence may now add to his

message to the old country that we are now trusting in God again. So we

can discharge Mr. Morgan from his office with honor.

Mr. Reid said an hour or so ago something about my ruining my activities

last summer. They are not ruined, they are renewed. I am stronger now

–much stronger. I suppose that the spiritual uplift I received

increased my physical power more than anything I ever had before. I was

dancing last night at 1.30 o’clock.

Mr. Choate has mentioned Mr. Reid’s predecessors. Mr. Choate’s head is

full of history, and some of it is true, too. I enjoyed hearing him tell

about the list of the men who had the place before he did. He mentioned

a long list of those predecessors, people I never heard of before, and

elected five of them to the Presidency by his own vote. I’m glad and

proud to find Mr. Reid in that high position, because he didn’t look it

when I knew him forty years ago. I was talking to Reid the other day,

and he showed me my autograph on an old paper twenty years old. I didn’t

know I had an autograph twenty years ago. Nobody ever asked me for it.

I remember a dinner I had long ago with Whitelaw Reid and John Hay at

Reid’s expense. I had another last summer when I was in London at the

embassy that Choate blackguards so. I’d like to live there.

Some people say they couldn’t live on the salary, but I could live on the

salary and the nation together. Some of us don’t appreciate what this

country can do. There’s John Hay, Reid, Choate, and me. This is the

only country in the world where youth, talent, and energy can reach such

heights. It shows what we could do without means, and what people can do

with talent and energy when they find it in people like us.

When I first came to New York they were all struggling young men, and I

am glad to see that they have got on in the world. I knew John Hay when

I had no white hairs in my head and more hair than Reid has now. Those

were days of joy and hope. Reid and Hay were on the staff of the

Tribune. I went there once in that old building, and I looked all around

and I finally found a door ajar and looked in. It wasn’t Reid or Hay

there, but it was Horace Greeley. Those were in the days when Horace

Greeley was a king. That was the first time I ever saw him and the last.

I was admiring him when he stopped and seemed to realize that there was a

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