Mark Twain’s Speeches by Mark Twain

You younger ones cannot know the full pathos that lies in those words–

the lost opportunity; but anybody who is old, who has really lived and

felt this life, he knows the pathos of the lost opportunity.

Now, I will tell you a story whose moral is that, whose lesson is that,

whose lament is that.

I was in a village which is a suburb of New Bedford several years ago–

well, New Bedford is a suburb of Fair Haven, or perhaps it is the other

way; in any case, it took both of those towns to make a great centre of

the great whaling industry of the first half of the nineteenth century,

and I was up there at Fair Haven some years ago with a friend of mine.

There was a dedication of a great town-hall, a public building, and we

were there in the afternoon. This great building was filled, like this

great theatre, with rejoicing villagers, and my friend and I started down

the centre aisle. He saw a man standing in that aisle, and he said “Now,

look at that bronzed veteran–at that mahogany-faced man. Now, tell me,

do you see anything about that man’s face that is emotional? Do you see

anything about it that suggests that inside that man anywhere there are

fires that can be started? Would you ever imagine that that is a human

volcano?”

“Why, no,” I said, “I would not. He looks like a wooden Indian in front

of a cigar store.”

“Very well,” said my friend, “I will show you that there is emotion even

in that unpromising place. I will just go to that man and I will just

mention in the most casual way an incident in his life. That man is

getting along toward ninety years old. He is past eighty. I will

mention an incident of fifty or sixty years ago. Now, just watch the

effect, and it will be so casual that if you don’t watch you won’t know

when I do say that thing–but you just watch the effect.”

He went on down there and accosted this antiquity, and made a remark or

two. I could not catch up. They were so casual I could not recognize

which one it was that touched that bottom, for in an instant that old man

was literally in eruption and was filling the whole place with profanity

of the most exquisite kind. You never heard such accomplished profanity.

I never heard it also delivered with such eloquence.

I never enjoyed profanity as I enjoyed it then–more than if I had been

uttering it myself. There is nothing like listening to an artist–all

his passions passing away in lava, smoke, thunder, lightning, and

earthquake.

Then this friend said to me: “Now, I will tell you about that. About

sixty years ago that man was a young fellow of twenty-three, and had just

come home from a three years’ whaling voyage. He came into that village

of his, happy and proud because now, instead of being chief mate, he was

going to be master of a whaleship, and he was proud and happy about it.

“Then he found that there had been a kind of a cold frost come upon that

town and the whole region roundabout; for while he had been away the

Father Mathew temperance excitement had come upon the whole region.

Therefore, everybody had taken the pledge; there wasn’t anybody for miles

and miles around that had not taken the pledge.

“So you can see what a solitude it was to this young man, who was fond of

his grog. And he was just an outcast, because when they found he would

not join Father Mathew’s Society they ostracized him, and he went about

that town three weeks, day and night, in utter loneliness–the only human

being in the whole place who ever took grog, and he had to take it

privately.

“If you don’t know what it is to be ostracized, to be shunned by your

fellow-man, may you never know it. Then he recognized that there was

something more valuable in this life than grog, and that is the

fellowship of your fellow-man. And at last he gave it up, and at nine

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