Mark Twain’s Speeches by Mark Twain

again loudly.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,–I am but human, and when you, give me a reception

like that I am obliged to wait a little while I get my voice. When you

appeal to my head, I don’t feel it; but when you appeal to my heart, I do

feel it.

We are here to celebrate one of the greatest events of American history,

and not only in American history, but in the world’s history.

Indeed it was–the application of steam by Robert Fulton.

It was a world event–there are not many of them. It is peculiarly an

American event, that is true, but the influence was very broad in effect.

We should regard this day as a very great American holiday. We have not

many that are exclusively American holidays. We have the Fourth of July,

which we regard as an American holiday, but it is nothing of the kind.

I am waiting for a dissenting voice. All great efforts that led up to

the Fourth of July were made, not by Americans, but by English residents

of America, subjects of the King of England.

They fought all the fighting that was done, they shed and spilt all the

blood that was spilt, in securing to us the invaluable liberties which

are incorporated in the Declaration of Independence; but they were not

Americans. They signed the Declaration of Independence; no American’s

name is signed to that document at all. There never was an American such

as you and I are until after the Revolution, when it had all been fought

out and liberty secured, after the adoption of the Constitution, and the

recognition of the Independence of America by all powers.

While we revere the Fourth of July–and let us always revere it, and the

liberties it conferred upon us–yet it was not an American event, a great

American day.

It was an American who applied that steam successfully. There are not a

great many world events, and we have our full share. The telegraph,

telephone, and the application of steam to navigation–these are great

American events.

To-day I have been requested, or I have requested myself, not to confine

myself to furnishing you with information, but to remind you of things,

and to introduce one of the nation’s celebrants.

Admiral Harrington here is going to tell you all that I have left untold.

I am going to tell you all that I know, and then he will follow up with

such rags and remnants as he can find, and tell you what he knows.

No doubt you have heard a great deal about Robert Fulton and the

influences that have grown from his invention, but the little steamboat

is suffering neglect.

You probably do not know a great deal about that boat. It was the most

important steamboat in the world. I was there and saw it. Admiral

Harrington was there at the time. It need not surprise you, for he is

not as old as he looks. That little boat was interesting in every way.

The size of it. The boat was one [consults Admiral], he said ten feet

long. The breadth of that boat [consults Admiral], two hundred feet.

You see, the first and most important detail is the length, then the

breadth, and then the depth; the depth of that boat was [consults again]

–the Admiral says it was a flat boat. Then her tonnage–you know

nothing about a boat until you know two more things: her speed and her

tonnage. We know the speed she made. She made four miles—and

sometimes five miles. It was on her initial trip, on, August 11, 1807,

that she made her initial trip, when she went from [consults Admiral]

Jersey City — to Chicago. That’s right. She went by way of Albany.

Now comes the tonnage of that boat. Tonnage of a boat means the amount

of displacement; displacement means the amount of water a vessel can

shove in a day. The tonnage of man is estimated by the amount of whiskey

he can displace in a day.

Robert Fulton named the ‘Clermont’ in honor of his bride, that is,

Clermont was the name of the county-seat.

I feel that it surprises you that I know so much. In my remarks of

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