Mark Twain’s Speeches by Mark Twain

Russia, to make that country free. I am certain that it will be

successful, as it deserves to be. Any such movement should have and

deserves our earnest and unanimous co-operation, and such a petition for

funds as has been explained by Mr. Hunter, with its just and powerful

meaning, should have the utmost support of each and every one of us.

Anybody whose ancestors were in this country when we were trying to free

ourselves from oppression, must sympathize with those who now are trying

to do the same thing in Russia.

The parallel I have just drawn only goes to show that it makes no

difference whether the oppression is bitter or not; men with red, warm

blood in their veins will not endure it, but will seek to cast it off.

If we keep our hearts in this matter Russia will be free.

RUSSIAN SUFFERERS

On December 18, 1905, an entertainment was given at the Casino

for the benefit of the Russian sufferers. After the

performance Mr. Clemens spoke.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,–It seems a sort of cruelty to inflict upon an

audience like this our rude English tongue, after we have heard that

divine speech flowing in that lucid Gallic tongue.

It has always been a marvel to me–that French language; it has always

been a puzzle to me. How beautiful that language is. How expressive it

seems to be. How full of grace it is.

And when it comes from lips like those, how eloquent and how liquid it

is. And, oh, I am always deceived–I always think I am going to

understand it.

Oh, it is such a delight to me, such a delight to me, to meet Madame

Bernhardt, and laugh hand to hand and heart to heart with her.

I have seen her play, as we all have, and oh, that is divine; but I have

always wanted to know Madame Bernhardt herself–her fiery self. I have

wanted to know that beautiful character.

Why, she is the youngest person I ever saw, except myself–for I always

feel young when I come in the presence of young people.

I have a pleasant recollection of an incident so many years ago–when

Madame Bernhardt came to Hartford, where I lived, and she was going to

play and the tickets were three dollars, and there were two lovely women

–a widow and her daughter–neighbors of ours, highly cultivated ladies

they were; their tastes were fine and elevated, but they were very poor,

and they said “Well, we must not spend six dollars on a pleasure of the

mind, a pleasure of the intellect; we must spend it, if it must go at

all, to furnish to somebody bread to eat.”

And so they sorrowed over the fact that they had to give up that great

pleasure of seeing Madame Bernhardt, but there were two neighbors equally

highly cultivated and who could not afford bread, and those good-hearted

Joneses sent that six dollars–deprived themselves of it–and sent it to

those poor Smiths to buy bread with. And those Smiths took it and bought

tickets with it to see Madame Bernhardt.

Oh yes, some people have tastes and intelligence also.

Now, I was going to make a speech–I supposed I was, but I am not. It is

late, late; and so I am going to tell a story; and there is this

advantage about a story, anyway, that whatever moral or valuable thing

you put into a speech, why, it gets diffused among those involuted

sentences and possibly your audience goes away without finding out what

that valuable thing was that you were trying to confer upon it; but, dear

me, you put the same jewel into a story and it becomes the keystone of

that story, and you are bound to get it–it flashes, it flames, it is the

jewel in the toad’s head–you don’t overlook that.

Now, if I am going to talk on such a subject as, for instance, the lost

opportunity–oh, the lost opportunity. Anybody in this house who has

reached the turn of life–sixty, or seventy, or even fifty, or along

there–when he goes back along his history, there he finds it mile-stoned

all the way with the lost opportunity, and you know how pathetic that is.

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