Mark Twain’s Speeches by Mark Twain

across the abysses of space long after its fires have been extinguished

at their source.

As a woman the Queen was all that the most exacting standards could

require. As a far-reaching and effective beneficent moral force she had

no peer in her time among either, monarchs or commoners. As a monarch

she was without reproach in her great office. We may not venture,

perhaps, to say so sweeping a thing as this in cold blood about any

monarch that preceded her upon either her own throne or upon any other.

It is a colossal eulogy, but it is justified.

In those qualities of the heart which beget affection in all sorts and

conditions of men she was rich, surprisingly rich, and for this she will

still be remembered and revered in the far-off ages when the political

glories of her reign shall have faded from vital history and fallen to a

place in that scrap-heap of unverifiable odds and ends which we call

tradition. Which is to say, in briefer phrase, that her name will live

always. And with it her character–a fame rare in the history of

thrones, dominions, principalities, and powers, since it will not rest

upon harvested selfish and sordid ambitions, but upon love, earned and

freely vouchsafed. She mended broken hearts where she could, but she

broke none.

What she did for us in America in our time of storm and stress we shall

not forget, and whenever we call it to mind we shall always remember the

wise and righteous mind that guided her in it and sustained and supported

her–Prince Albert’s. We need not talk any idle talk here to-night about

either possible or impossible war between the two countries; there will

be no war while we remain sane and the son of Victoria and Albert sits

upon the throne. In conclusion, I believe I may justly claim to utter

the voice of my country in saying that we hold him in deep honor, and

also in cordially wishing him a long life and a happy reign.

JOAN OF ARC

ADDRESS AT THE DINNER OF THE SOCIETY OF ILLUSTRATORS, GIVEN AT

THE ALDINE ASSOCIATION CLUB, DECEMBER 22, 1905

Just before Mr. Clemens made his speech, a young woman attired

as Joan of Arc, with a page bearing her flag of battle,

courtesied reverently and tendered Mr. Clemens a laurel wreath

on a satin pillow. He tried to speak, but his voice failed

from excess of emotion. “I thank you!” he finally exclaimed,

and, pulling him self together, he began his speech.

Now there is an illustration [pointing to the retreating Joan of Arc].

That is exactly what I wanted–precisely what I wanted–when I was

describing to myself Joan of Arc, after studying her history and her

character for twelve years diligently.

That was the product–not the conventional Joan of Arc. Wherever you

find the conventional Joan of Arc in history she is an offence to anybody

who knows the story of that wonderful girl.

Why, she was–she was almost supreme in several details. She had a

marvellous intellect; she had a great heart, had a noble spirit, was

absolutely pure in her character, her feeling, her language, her words,

her everything–she was only eighteen years old.

Now put that heart into such a breast–eighteen years old–and give it

that masterly intellect which showed in the face, and furnish it with

that almost god-like spirit, and what are you going to have?

The conventional Joan of Arc? Not by any means. That is impossible.

I cannot comprehend any such thing as that.

You must have a creature like that young and fair and beautiful girl we

just saw. And her spirit must look out of the eyes. The figure should

be–the figure should be in harmony with all that, but, oh, what we get

in the conventional picture, and it is always the conventional picture!

I hope you will allow me to say that your guild, when you take the

conventional, you have got it at second-hand. Certainly, if you had

studied and studied, then you might have something else as a result, but

when you have the common convention you stick to that.

You cannot prevail upon the artist to do it; he always gives you a Joan

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