Mark Twain’s Speeches by Mark Twain

lose your case. I understand that the publishers have been meeting

together also like us. I don’t know what for, but possibly they are

devising new and mysterious ways for remunerating authors. I only wish

now to thank you for electing me a member of this club–I believe I have

paid my dues–and to thank you again for the pleasant things you have

said of me.

Last February, when Rudyard Kipling was ill in America, the sympathy

which was poured out to him was genuine and sincere, and I believe that

which cost Kipling so much will bring England and America closer

together. I have been proud and pleased to see this growing affection

and respect between the two countries. I hope it will continue to grow,

and, please God, it will continue to grow. I trust we authors will leave

to posterity, if we have nothing else to leave, a friendship between

England and America that will count for much. I will now confess that

I have been engaged for the past eight days in compiling a publication.

I have brought it here to lay at your feet. I do not ask your indulgence

in presenting it, but for your applause.

Here it is: “Since England and America may be joined together in

Kipling, may they not be severed in ‘Twain.'”

BOOKSELLERS

Address at banquet on Wednesday evening, May 20, 1908, of the

American Booksellers’ Association, which included most of the

leading booksellers of America, held at the rooms of the Aldine

Association, New York.

This annual gathering of booksellers from all over America comes together

ostensibly to eat and drink, but really to discuss, business; therefore

I am required to, talk shop. I am required to furnish a statement of the

indebtedness under which I lie to you gentlemen for your help in enabling

me to earn my living. For something over forty years I have acquired my

bread by print, beginning with The Innocents Abroad, followed at

intervals of a year or so by Roughing It, Tom Sawyer, Gilded Age, and so

on. For thirty-six years my books were sold by subscription. You are

not interested in those years, but only in the four which have since

followed. The books passed into the hands of my present publishers at

the beginning of 1900, and you then became the providers of my diet.

I think I may say, without flattering you, that you have done exceedingly

well by me. Exceedingly well is not too strong a phrase, since the

official statistics show that in four years you have sold twice as many

volumes of my venerable books as my contract with my publishers bound you

and them to sell in five years. To your sorrow you are aware that

frequently, much too frequently, when a book gets to be five or ten years

old its annual sale shrinks to two or three hundred copies, and after an

added ten or twenty years ceases to sell. But you sell thousands of my

moss-backed old books every year–the youngest of them being books that

range from fifteen to twenty-seven years old, and the oldest reaching

back to thirty-five and forty.

By the terms of my contract my publishers had to account to me for,

50,000 volumes per year for five years, and pay me for them whether they

sold them or not. It is at this point that you gentlemen come in, for it

was your business to unload 250,000 volumes upon the public in five years

if you possibly could. Have you succeeded? Yes, you have–and more.

For in four years, with a year still to spare, you have sold the 250,000

volumes, and 240,000 besides.

Your sales have increased each year. In the first year you sold 90,328;

in the second year, 104,851; in the third, 133,975; in the fourth year–

which was last year–you sold 160,000. The aggregate for the four years

is 500,000 volumes, lacking 11,000.

Of the oldest book, The Innocents Abroad,–now forty years old–you sold

upward of 46,000 copies in the four years; of Roughing It–now thirty-

eight years old; I think–you sold 40,334; of Tom Sawyer, 41,000. And so

on.

And there is one thing that is peculiarly gratifying to me: the Personal

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