A TRAMP ABROAD By Mark Twain

while the caravan waited. I instructed him to guide himself

back by the rope, in case of failure; in case of success,

he was to give the rope a series of violent jerks,

whereupon the Expedition would go to him at once.

He departed, and in two minutes had disappeared among

the trees. I payed out the rope myself, while everybody

watched the crawling thing with eager eyes. The rope

crept away quite slowly, at times, at other times with

some briskness. Twice or thrice we seemed to get the signal,

and a shout was just ready to break from the men’s lips

when they perceived it was a false alarm. But at last,

when over half a mile of rope had slidden away, it stopped

gliding and stood absolutely still–one minute–two

minutes–three–while we held our breath and watched.

Was the guide resting? Was he scanning the country from

some high point? Was he inquiring of a chance mountaineer?

Stop,–had he fainted from excess of fatigue and anxiety?

This thought gave us a shock. I was in the very first act

of detailing an Expedition to succor him, when the cord

was assailed with a series of such frantic jerks that I

could hardly keep hold of it. The huzza that went up,

then, was good to hear. “Saved! saved!” was the word

that rang out, all down the long rank of the caravan.

We rose up and started at once. We found the route to be

good enough for a while, but it began to grow difficult,

by and by, and this feature steadily increased. When we

judged we had gone half a mile, we momently expected

to see the guide; but no, he was not visible anywhere;

neither was he waiting, for the rope was still moving,

consequently he was doing the same. This argued that he

had not found the road, yet, but was marching to it

with some peasant. There was nothing for us to do but

plod along–and this we did. At the end of three hours

we were still plodding. This was not only mysterious,

but exasperating. And very fatiguing, too; for we had

tried hard, along at first, to catch up with the guide,

but had only fagged ourselves, in vain; for although he

was traveling slowly he was yet able to go faster than the

hampered caravan over such ground.

At three in the afternoon we were nearly dead with

exhaustion–and still the rope was slowly gliding out.

The murmurs against the guide had been growing steadily,

and at last they were become loud and savage.

A mutiny ensued. The men refused to proceed. They declared

that we had been traveling over and over the same ground

all day, in a kind of circle. They demanded that our

end of the rope be made fast to a tree, so as to halt

the guide until we could overtake him and kill him.

This was not an unreasonable requirement, so I gave the order.

As soon as the rope was tied, the Expedition moved

forward with that alacrity which the thirst for

vengeance usually inspires. But after a tiresome march

of almost half a mile, we came to a hill covered thick

with a crumbly rubbish of stones, and so steep that no

man of us all was now in a condition to climb it.

Every attempt failed, and ended in crippling somebody.

Within twenty minutes I had five men on crutches.

Whenever a climber tried to assist himself by the rope,

it yielded and let him tumble backward. The frequency

of this result suggested an idea to me. I ordered

the caravan to ’bout face and form in marching order;

I then made the tow-rope fast to the rear mule, and gave

the command:

“Mark time–by the right flank–forward–march!”

The procession began to move, to the impressive strains

of a battle-chant, and I said to myself, “Now, if the rope

don’t break I judge THIS will fetch that guide into the camp.”

I watched the rope gliding down the hill, and presently

when I was all fixed for triumph I was confronted

by a bitter disappointment; there was no guide tied

to the rope, it was only a very indignant old black ram.

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