A TRAMP ABROAD By Mark Twain

we had a delightful trip to Fluelen, on a breezy, sunny day.

Everybody sat on the upper deck, on benches, under an awning;

everybody talked, laughed, and exclaimed at the wonder scenery;

in truth, a trip on that lake is almost the perfection

of pleasuring. The mountains were a never-ceasing marvel.

Sometimes they rose straight up out of the lake,

and towered aloft and overshadowed our pygmy steamer

with their prodigious bulk in the most impressive way.

Not snow-clad mountains, these, yet they climbed high

enough toward the sky to meet the clouds and veil their

foreheads in them. They were not barren and repulsive,

but clothed in green, and restful and pleasant to the eye.

And they were so almost straight-up-and-down, sometimes,

that one could not imagine a man being able to keep

his footing upon such a surface, yet there are paths,

and the Swiss people go up and down them every day.

Sometimes one of these monster precipices had the slight

inclination of the huge ship-houses in dockyards–

then high aloft, toward the sky, it took a little

stronger inclination, like that of a mansard roof–and

perched on this dizzy mansard one’s eye detected little

things like martin boxes, and presently perceived that

these were the dwellings of peasants–an airy place

for a home, truly. And suppose a peasant should walk

in his sleep, or his child should fall out of the front

yard?–the friends would have a tedious long journey down

out of those cloud-heights before they found the remains.

And yet those far-away homes looked ever so seductive,

they were so remote from the troubled world, they dozed

in such an atmosphere of peace and dreams–surely no one

who has learned to live up there would ever want

to live on a meaner level.

We swept through the prettiest little curving arms

of the lake, among these colossal green walls,

enjoying new delights, always, as the stately panorama

unfolded itself before us and rerolled and hid itself

behind us; and now and then we had the thrilling surprise

of bursting suddenly upon a tremendous white mass like the

distant and dominating Jungfrau, or some kindred giant,

looming head and shoulders above a tumbled waste of lesser Alps.

Once, while I was hungrily taking in one of these surprises,

and doing my best to get all I possibly could of it while it

should last, I was interrupted by a young and care-free voice:

“You’re an American, I think–so’m I.”

He was about eighteen, or possibly nineteen; slender and

of medium height; open, frank, happy face; a restless

but independent eye; a snub nose, which had the air

of drawing back with a decent reserve from the silky

new-born mustache below it until it should be introduced;

a loosely hung jaw, calculated to work easily in the sockets.

He wore a low-crowned, narrow-brimmed straw hat,

with a broad blue ribbon around it which had a white

anchor embroidered on it in front; nobby short-tailed

coat, pantaloons, vest, all trim and neat and up with

the fashion; red-striped stockings, very low-quarter

patent-leather shoes, tied with black ribbon; blue ribbon

around his neck, wide-open collar; tiny diamond studs;

wrinkleless kids; projecting cuffs, fastened with large

oxidized silver sleeve-buttons, bearing the device

of a dog’s face–English pug. He carries a slim cane,

surmounted with an English pug’s head with red glass eyes.

Under his arm he carried a German grammar–Otto’s. His hair

was short, straight, and smooth, and presently when he turned

his head a moment, I saw that it was nicely parted behind.

He took a cigarette out of a dainty box, stuck it into

a meerschaum holder which he carried in a morocco case,

and reached for my cigar. While he was lighting, I said:

“Yes–I am an American.”

“I knew it–I can always tell them. What ship did you

come over in?”

“HOLSATIA.”

“We came in the BATAVIA–Cunard, you know. What kind

of passage did you have?”

“Tolerably rough.”

“So did we. Captain said he’d hardly ever seen it rougher.

Where are you from?”

“New England.”

“So’m I. I’m from New Bloomfield. Anybody with you?”

“Yes–a friend.”

“Our whole family’s along. It’s awful slow, going around

alone–don’t you think so?”

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