A TRAMP ABROAD By Mark Twain

had had an enjoyable walk, notwithstanding the weather.

We said that that had been our case, too. Then they said

they had walked thirty English miles the day before,

and asked how many we had walked. I could not lie, so I

told Harris to do it. Harris told them we had made thirty

English miles, too. That was true; we had “made” them,

though we had had a little assistance here and there.

After breakfast they found us trying to blast some

information out of the dumb hotel clerk about routes,

and observing that we were not succeeding pretty well,

they went and got their maps and things, and pointed

out and explained our course so clearly that even a New

York detective could have followed it. And when we

started they spoke out a hearty good-by and wished us

a pleasant journey. Perhaps they were more generous

with us than they might have been with native wayfarers

because we were a forlorn lot and in a strange land;

I don’t know; I only know it was lovely to be treated so.

Very well, I took an American young lady to one of the fine

balls in Baden-Baden, one night, and at the entrance-door

upstairs we were halted by an official–something about Miss

Jones’s dress was not according to rule; I don’t remember

what it was, now; something was wanting–her back hair,

or a shawl, or a fan, or a shovel, or something.

The official was ever so polite, and every so sorry,

but the rule was strict, and he could not let us in.

It was very embarrassing, for many eyes were on us.

But now a richly dressed girl stepped out of the ballroom,

inquired into the trouble, and said she could fix it in

a moment. She took Miss Jones to the robing-room, and soon

brought her back in regulation trim, and then we entered

the ballroom with this benefactress unchallenged.

Being safe, now, I began to puzzle through my sincere

but ungrammatical thanks, when there was a sudden mutual

recognition –the benefactress and I had met at Allerheiligen.

Two weeks had not altered her good face, and plainly

her heart was in the right place yet, but there was such

a difference between these clothes and the clothes I

had seen her in before, when she was walking thirty miles

a day in the Black Forest, that it was quite natural

that I had failed to recognize her sooner. I had on MY

other suit, too, but my German would betray me to a person

who had heard it once, anyway. She brought her brother

and sister, and they made our way smooth for that evening.

Well–months afterward, I was driving through the streets

of Munich in a cab with a German lady, one day, when she

said:

“There, that is Prince Ludwig and his wife, walking along there.”

Everybody was bowing to them–cabmen, little children,

and everybody else–and they were returning all the bows

and overlooking nobody, when a young lady met them and made

a deep courtesy.

“That is probably one of the ladies of the court,”

said my German friend.

I said:

“She is an honor to it, then. I know her. I don’t know

her name, but I know HER. I have known her at Allerheiligen

and Baden-Baden. She ought to be an Empress, but she

may be only a Duchess; it is the way things go in this way.”

If one asks a German a civil question, he will be quite

sure to get a civil answer. If you stop a German in the

street and ask him to direct you to a certain place,

he shows no sign of feeling offended. If the place be

difficult to find, ten to one the man will drop his own

matters and go with you and show you.

In London, too, many a time, strangers have walked several

blocks with me to show me my way.

There is something very real about this sort of politeness.

Quite often, in Germany, shopkeepers who could not furnish

me the article I wanted have sent one of their employees

with me to show me a place where it could be had.

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