A TRAMP ABROAD By Mark Twain

with me?”

Their faces paled a little, but they assented with as

good a grace as they could. Harris wanted to cable his

mother–thought it his duty to do that, as he was all

she had in this world–so, while he attended to this,

I went down to the longest and finest raft and hailed

the captain with a hearty “Ahoy, shipmate!” which put us

upon pleasant terms at once, and we entered upon business.

I said we were on a pedestrian tour to Heidelberg,

and would like to take passage with him. I said this

partly through young Z, who spoke German very well,

and partly through Mr. X, who spoke it peculiarly. I can

UNDERSTAND German as well as the maniac that invented it,

but I TALK it best through an interpreter.

The captain hitched up his trousers, then shifted

his quid thoughtfully. Presently he said just what I

was expecting he would say–that he had no license

to carry passengers, and therefore was afraid the law

would be after him in case the matter got noised about

or any accident happened. So I CHARTERED the raft

and the crew and took all the responsibilities on myself.

With a rattling song the starboard watch bent to their

work and hove the cable short, then got the anchor home,

and our bark moved off with a stately stride, and soon

was bowling along at about two knots an hour.

Our party were grouped amidships. At first the talk was

a little gloomy, and ran mainly upon the shortness of life,

the uncertainty of it, the perils which beset it, and the

need and wisdom of being always prepared for the worst;

this shaded off into low-voiced references to the dangers

of the deep, and kindred matters; but as the gray east

began to redden and the mysterious solemnity and silence

of the dawn to give place to the joy-songs of the birds,

the talk took a cheerier tone, and our spirits began to

rise steadily.

Germany, in the summer, is the perfection of the beautiful,

but nobody has understood, and realized, and enjoyed

the utmost possibilities of this soft and peaceful

beauty unless he has voyaged down the Neckar on a raft.

The motion of a raft is the needful motion; it is gentle,

and gliding, and smooth, and noiseless; it calms down

all feverish activities, it soothes to sleep all nervous

hurry and impatience; under its restful influence all the

troubles and vexations and sorrows that harass the mind

vanish away, and existence becomes a dream, a charm,

a deep and tranquil ecstasy. How it contrasts with hot

and perspiring pedestrianism, and dusty and deafening

railroad rush, and tedious jolting behind tired horses

over blinding white roads!

We went slipping silently along, between the green and

fragrant banks, with a sense of pleasure and contentment

that grew, and grew, all the time. Sometimes the banks

were overhung with thick masses of willows that wholly

hid the ground behind; sometimes we had noble hills on

one hand, clothed densely with foliage to their tops,

and on the other hand open levels blazing with poppies,

or clothed in the rich blue of the corn-flower;

sometimes we drifted in the shadow of forests, and sometimes

along the margin of long stretches of velvety grass,

fresh and green and bright, a tireless charm to the eye.

And the birds!–they were everywhere; they swept back

and forth across the river constantly, and their jubilant

music was never stilled.

It was a deep and satisfying pleasure to see the sun

create the new morning, and gradually, patiently,

lovingly, clothe it on with splendor after splendor,

and glory after glory, till the miracle was complete.

How different is this marvel observed from a raft,

from what it is when one observes it through the dingy

windows of a railway-station in some wretched village

while he munches a petrified sandwich and waits for the train.

CHAPTER XV

Down the River

[Charming Waterside Pictures]

Men and women and cattle were at work in the dewy fields

by this time. The people often stepped aboard the raft,

as we glided along the grassy shores, and gossiped with us

and with the crew for a hundred yards or so, then stepped

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