A TRAMP ABROAD By Mark Twain

there were all manner of wooden goblets and such things,

similarly marked. I was going to buy a paper-cutter, but I

believed I could remember the cold comfort of the Rigi-Kulm

without it, so I smothered the impulse.

Supper warmed us, and we went immediately to bed–but first,

as Mr. Baedeker requests all tourists to call his attention

to any errors which they may find in his guide-books, I

dropped him a line to inform him he missed it by just

about three days. I had previously informed him of his

mistake about the distance from Allerheiligen to Oppenau,

and had also informed the Ordnance Depart of the German

government of the same error in the imperial maps.

I will add, here, that I never got any answer to those letters,

or any thanks from either of those sources; and, what is still

more discourteous, these corrections have not been made,

either in the maps or the guide-books. But I will write

again when I get time, for my letters may have miscarried.

We curled up in the clammy beds, and went to sleep without

rocking.

We were so sodden with fatigue that we never stirred nor

turned over till the blooming blasts of the Alpine horn

aroused us. It may well be imagined that we did not lose

any time. We snatched on a few odds and ends of clothing,

cocooned ourselves in the proper red blankets, and plunged

along the halls and out into the whistling wind bareheaded.

We saw a tall wooden scaffolding on the very peak

of the summit, a hundred yards away, and made for it.

We rushed up the stairs to the top of this scaffolding,

and stood there, above the vast outlying world, with hair

flying and ruddy blankets waving and cracking in the fierce

breeze.

“Fifteen minutes too late, at last!” said Harris,

in a vexed voice. “The sun is clear above the horizon.”

“No matter,” I said, “it is a most magnificent spectacle,

and we will see it do the rest of its rising anyway.”

In a moment we were deeply absorbed in the marvel before us,

and dead to everything else. The great cloud-barred disk

of the sun stood just above a limitless expanse of tossing

white-caps–so to speak–a billowy chaos of massy mountain

domes and peaks draped in imperishable snow, and flooded

with an opaline glory of changing and dissolving splendors,

while through rifts in a black cloud-bank above the sun,

radiating lances of diamond dust shot to the zenith.

The cloven valleys of the lower world swam in a tinted

mist which veiled the ruggedness of their crags and ribs

and ragged forests, and turned all the forbidding region

into a soft and rich and sensuous paradise.

We could not speak. We could hardly breathe.

We could only gaze in drunken ecstasy and drink in it.

Presently Harris exclaimed:

“Why–nation, it’s going DOWN!”

Perfectly true. We had missed the MORNING hornblow,

and slept all day. This was stupefying.

Harris said:

“Look here, the sun isn’t the spectacle–it’s US–stacked

up here on top of this gallows, in these idiotic blankets,

and two hundred and fifty well-dressed men and women down

here gawking up at us and not caring a straw whether the sun

rises or sets, as long as they’ve got such a ridiculous

spectacle as this to set down in their memorandum-books.

They seem to be laughing their ribs loose, and there’s

one girl there at appears to be going all to pieces.

I never saw such a man as you before. I think you are

the very last possibility in the way of an ass.”

“What have _I_ done?” I answered, with heat.

“What have you done?” You’ve got up at half past seven

o’clock in the evening to see the sun rise, that’s what

you’ve done.”

“And have you done any better, I’d like to know? I’ve

always used to get up with the lark, till I came under

the petrifying influence of your turgid intellect.”

“YOU used to get up with the lark–Oh, no doubt–

you’ll get up with the hangman one of these days.

But you ought to be ashamed to be jawing here like this,

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