Sketches New and Old by Mark Twain

arrives, and Smiley him demanded how she goes, and he said that she is

well better, grace to the infinite misery (lui demande comment elle va,

et il dit qu’elle est bien mieux, grace a l’infinie misericorde) so much

better that with the benediction of the Providence she herself of it

would pull out (elle s’en tirerait); and behold that without there

thinking Smiley responds: “Well, I gage two-and-half that she will die

all of same.”

This Smiley had an animal which the boys called the nag of the quarter of

hour, but solely for pleasantry, you comprehend, because, well

understand, she was more fast as that! [Now why that exclamation?–M. T.]

And it was custom of to gain of the silver with this beast,

notwithstanding she was poussive, cornarde, always taken of asthma, of

colics or of consumption, or something of approaching. One him would

give two or three hundred yards at the departure, then one him passed

without pain; but never at the last she not fail of herself echauffer,

of herself exasperate, and she arrives herself ecartant, se defendant,

her legs greles in the air before the obstacles, sometimes them elevating

and making with this more of dust than any horse, more of noise above

with his eternumens and reniflemens–crac! she arrives then always first

by one head, as just as one can it measure. And he had a small bulldog

(bouledogue!) who, to him see, no value, not a cent; one would believe

that to bet against him it was to steal, so much he was ordinary; but as

soon as the game made, she becomes another dog. Her jaw inferior

commence to project like a deck of before, his teeth themselves discover

brilliant like some furnaces, and a dog could him tackle (le taquiner),

him excite, him murder (le mordre), him throw two or three times over his

shoulder, Andre Jackson–this was the name of the dog–Andre Jackson

takes that tranquilly, as if he not himself was never expecting other

thing, and when the bets were doubled and redoubled against him, he you

seize the other dog just at the articulation of the leg of behind, and he

not it leave more, not that he it masticate, you conceive, but he himself

there shall be holding during until that one throws the sponge in the

air, must he wait a year. Smiley gained always with this beast-la;

unhappily they have finished by elevating a dog who no had not of feet of

behind, because one them had sawed; and when things were at the point

that he would, and that he came to himself throw upon his morsel

favorite, the poor dog comprehended in an instant that he himself was

deceived in him, and that the other dog him had. You no have never seen

person having the air more penaud and more discouraged; he not made no

effort to gain the combat, and was rudely shucked.

Eh bien! this Smiley nourished some terriers a rats, and some cocks of

combat, and some pats, and all sorts of things; and with his rage of

betting one no had more of repose. He trapped one day a frog and him

imported with him (et 1’emporta chez lui) saying that he pretended to

make his education. You me believe if you will, but during three months

he not has nothing done but to him apprehend to jump (apprendre a sauter)

in a court retired of her mansion (de sa maison). And I you respond that

he have succeeded. He him gives a small blow by behind, and the instant

after you shall see the frog turn in the air like a grease-biscuit, make

one summersault, sometimes two, when she was well started, and refall

upon his feet like a cat. He him had accomplished in the art of to

gobble the flies (gober des mouches), and him there exercised continually

–so well that a fly at the most far that she appeared was a fly lost.

Smiley had custom to say that all which lacked to a frog it was the

education, but with the education she could do nearly all–and I him

believe. Tenez, I him have seen pose Daniel Webster there upon this

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