Sketches New and Old by Mark Twain

One of these men he had notoriously been threatening to kill for twelve

years. The poor creature happened, by the merest piece of ill fortune,

to come along a dark alley at the very moment that Baldwin’s insanity

came upon him, and so he was shot in the back with a gun loaded with

slugs.

Take the case of Lynch Hackett, of Pennsylvania. Twice, in public, he

attacked a German butcher by the name of Bemis Feldner, with a cane, and

both times Feldner whipped him with his fists. Hackett was a vain,

wealthy, violent gentleman, who held his blood and family in high esteem,

and believed that a reverent respect was due to his great riches. He

brooded over the shame of his chastisement for two weeks, and then, in a

momentary fit of insanity, armed himself to the teeth, rode into town,

waited a couple of hours until he saw Feldner coming down the street with

his wife on his arm, and then, as the couple passed the doorway in which

he had partially concealed himself, he drove a knife into Feldner’s neck,

killing him instantly. The widow caught the limp form and eased it to

the earth. Both were drenched with blood. Hackett jocosely remarked to

her that as a professional butcher’s recent wife she could appreciate the

artistic neatness of the job that left her in condition to marry again,

in case she wanted to. This remark, and another which he made to a

friend, that his position in society made the killing of an obscure

citizen simply an “eccentricity” instead of a crime, were shown to be

evidences of insanity, and so Hackett escaped punishment. The jury were

hardly inclined to accept these as proofs at first, inasmuch as the

prisoner had never been insane before the murder, and under the

tranquilizing effect of the butchering had immediately regained his right

mind; but when the defense came to show that a third cousin of Hackett’s

wife’s stepfather was insane, and not only insane, but had a nose the

very counterpart of Hackett’s, it was plain that insanity was hereditary

in the family, and Hackett had come by it by legitimate inheritance.

Of course the jury then acquitted him. But it was a merciful providence

that Mrs. H.’s people had been afflicted as shown, else Hackett would

certainly have been hanged.

However, it is not possible to recount all the marvelous cases of

insanity that have come under the public notice in the last thirty or

forty years. There was the Durgin case in New Jersey three years ago.

The servant girl, Bridget Durgin, at dead of night, invaded her

mistress’s bedroom and carved the lady literally to pieces with a knife.

Then she dragged the body to the middle of the floor, and beat and banged

it with chairs and such things. Next she opened the feather beds, and

strewed the contents around, saturated everything with kerosene, and set

fire to the general wreck. She now took up the young child of the

murdered woman in her blood smeared hands and walked off, through the

snow, with no shoes on, to a neighbor’s house a quarter of a mile off,

and told a string of wild, incoherent stories about some men coming and

setting fire to the house; and then she cried piteously, and without

seeming to think there was anything suggestive about the blood upon her

hands, her clothing, and the baby, volunteered the remark that she was

afraid those men had murdered her mistress! Afterward, by her own

confession and other testimony, it was proved that the mistress had

always been kind to the girl, consequently there was no revenge in the

murder; and it was also shown that the girl took nothing away from the

burning house, not even her own shoes, and consequently robbery was not

the motive.

Now, the reader says, “Here comes that same old plea of insanity again.”

But the reader has deceived himself this time. No such plea was offered

in her defense. The judge sentenced her, nobody persecuted the governor

with petitions for her pardon, and she was promptly hanged.

There was that youth in Pennsylvania, whose curious confession was

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