The Gilded Age by Mark Twain and Charles Dudley Warner

surprising majority.

Mr. Buckstone got the floor again and moved that the rules be suspended

and the bill read a first time.

Mr. Trollop–“Second the motion!”

The Speaker–“It is moved and–”

Clamor of Voices. “Move we adjourn! Second the motion! Adjourn!

Adjourn! Order! Order!”

The Speaker, (after using his gavel vigorously)–“It is moved and

seconded that the House do now adjourn. All those in favor–”

Voices–“Division! Division ! Ayes and nays! Ayes and nays!”

It was decided to vote upon the adjournment by ayes and nays. This was

in earnest. The excitement was furious. The galleries were in commotion

in an instant, the reporters swarmed to their places. Idling members of

the House flocked to their seats, nervous gentlemen sprang to their feet,

pages flew hither and thither, life and animation were visible

everywhere, all the long ranks of faces in the building were kindled.

“This thing decides it!” thought Mr. Buckstone; “but let the fight

proceed.”

The voting began, and every sound. ceased but the calling if the names

and the “Aye!” “No!” “No!” “Aye!” of the responses. There was not a

movement in the House; the people seemed to hold their breath.

The voting ceased, and then there was an interval of dead silence while

the clerk made up his count. There was a two-thirds vote on the

University side–and two over.

The Speaker–“The rules are suspended, the motion is carried–first

reading of the bill!”

By one impulse the galleries broke forth into stormy applause, and even

some of the members of the House were not wholly able to restrain their

feelings. The Speaker’s gavel came to the rescue and his clear voice

followed:

“Order, gentlemen–! The House will come to order! If spectators offend

again, the Sergeant-at-arms will clear the galleries!”

Then he cast his eyes aloft and gazed at some object attentively for a

moment. All eyes followed the direction of the Speaker’s, and then there

was a general titter. The Speaker said:

“Let the Sergeant-at Arms inform the gentleman that his conduct is an

infringement of the dignity of the House–and one which is not warranted

by the state of the weather.” Poor Sellers was the culprit. He sat in

the front seat of the gallery, with his arms and his tired body

overflowing the balustrade–sound asleep, dead to all excitements, all

disturbances. The fluctuations of the Washington weather had influenced

his dreams, perhaps, for during the recent tempest of applause he had

hoisted his gingham umbrella, and calmly gone on with his slumbers.

Washington Hawkins had seen the act, but was not near enough at hand to

save his friend, and no one who was near enough desired to spoil the

effect. But a neighbor stirred up the Colonel, now that the House had

its eye upon him, and the great speculator furled his tent like the Arab.

He said:

“Bless my soul, I’m so absent-minded when I, get to thinking! I never

wear an umbrella in the house–did anybody ‘notice it’? What-asleep?

Indeed? And did you wake me sir? Thank you–thank you very much indeed.

It might have fallen out of my hands and been injured. Admirable

article, sir–present from a friend in Hong Kong; one doesn’t come across

silk like that in this country–it’s the real–Young Hyson, I’m told.”

By this time the incident was forgotten, for the House was at war again.

Victory was almost in sight, now, and the friends of the bill threw

themselves into their work with enthusiasm. They soon moved and carried

its second reading, and after a strong, sharp fight, carried a motion to

go into Committee of the whole. The Speaker left his place, of course,

and a chairman was appointed.

Now the contest raged hotter than ever–for the authority that compels

order when the House sits as a House, is greatly diminished when it sits

as Committee. The main fight came upon the filling of the blanks with

the sum to be appropriated for the purchase of the land, of course.

Buckstone–“Mr. Chairman, I move you, sir, that the words ‘three millions

of’ be inserted.”

Mr. Hadley–“Mr. Chairman, I move that the words two and a half dollars

be inserted.”

Mr. Clawson–“Mr. Chairman, I move the insertion of the words five and

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