The Gilded Age by Mark Twain and Charles Dudley Warner

from the following episode of his visit to New York:

He called, with official importance in his mien, at No.– Wall street,

where a great gilt sign betokened the presence of the head-quarters of

the a Columbus River Slack-Water Navigation Company.” He entered and

gave a dressy porter his card, and was requested to wait a moment in a

sort of ante-room. The porter returned in a minute; and asked whom he

would like to see?

“The president of the company, of course.”

“He is busy with some gentlemen, sir; says he will be done with them

directly.”

That a copper-plate card with “Engineer-in-Chief” on it should be

received with such tranquility as this, annoyed Mr. Brierly not a little.

But he had to submit. Indeed his annoyance had time to augment a good

deal; for he was allowed to cool his heels a frill half hour in the ante-

room before those gentlemen emerged and he was ushered into the presence.

He found a stately dignitary occupying a very official chair behind a

long green morocco-covered table, in a room with sumptuously carpeted and

furnished, and well garnished with pictures.

“Good morning, sir; take a seat–take a seat.”

“Thank you sir,” said Harry, throwing as much chill into his manner as

his ruffled dignity prompted.

“We perceive by your reports and the reports of the Chief Superintendent,

that you have been making gratifying progress with the work.–We are all

very much pleased.”

“Indeed? We did not discover it from your letters–which we have not

received; nor by the treatment our drafts have met with–which were not

honored; nor by the reception of any part of the appropriation, no part

of it having come to hand.”

“Why, my dear Mr. Brierly, there must be some mistake, I am sure we wrote

you and also Mr. Sellers, recently–when my clerk comes he will show

copies–letters informing you of the ten per cent. assessment.”

“Oh, certainly, we got those letters. But what we wanted was money to

carry on the work–money to pay the men.”

“Certainly, certainly–true enough–but we credited you both for a large

part of your assessments–I am sure that was in our letters.”

“Of course that was in–I remember that.”

“Ah, very well then. Now we begin to understand each other.”

“Well, I don’t see that we do. There’s two months’ wages due the men,

and—-”

“How? Haven’t you paid the men?”

“Paid them! How are we going to pay them when you don’t honor our

drafts?”

“Why, my dear sir, I cannot see how you can find any fault with us. I am

sure we have acted in a perfectly straight forward business way.–Now let

us look at the thing a moment. You subscribed for 100 shares of the

capital stock, at $1,000 a share, I believe?”

“Yes, sir, I did.”

“And Mr. Sellers took a like amount?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Very well. No concern can get along without money. We levied a ten per

cent. assessment. It was the original understanding that you and Mr.

Sellers were to have the positions you now hold, with salaries of $600 a

month each, while in active service. You were duly elected to these

places, and you accepted them. Am I right?”

“Certainly.”

“Very well. You were given your instructions and put to work. By your

reports it appears that you have expended the sum of $9,610 upon the said

work. Two months salary to you two officers amounts altogether to

$2,400–about one-eighth of your ten per cent. assessment, you see; which

leaves you in debt to the company for the other seven-eighths of the

assessment–viz, something over $8,000 apiece. Now instead of requiring

you to forward this aggregate of $16,000 or $17,000 to New York, the

company voted unanimously to let you pay it over to the contractors,

laborers from time to time, and give you credit on the books for it.

And they did it without a murmur, too, for they were pleased with the

progress you had made, and were glad to pay you that little compliment–

and a very neat one it was, too, I am sure. The work you did fell short

of $10,000, a trifle. Let me see–$9,640 from $20,000 salary $2;400

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