The Gilded Age by Mark Twain and Charles Dudley Warner

that jetted into the stream a mile distant. All in an instant a fierce

eye of fire shot out froth behind the cape and sent a long brilliant

pathway quivering athwart the dusky water. The coughing grew louder and

louder, the glaring eye grew larger and still larger, glared wilder and

still wilder. A huge shape developed itself out of the gloom, and from

its tall duplicate horns dense volumes of smoke, starred and spangled

with sparks, poured out and went tumbling away into the farther darkness.

Nearer and nearer the thing came, till its long sides began to glow with

spots of light which mirrored themselves in the river and attended the

monster like a torchlight procession.

“What is it! Oh, what is it, Uncle Dan’l!”

With deep solemnity the answer came:

“It’s de Almighty! Git down on yo’ knees!”

It was not necessary to say it twice. They were all kneeling, in a

moment. And then while the mysterious coughing rose stronger and

stronger and the threatening glare reached farther and wider, the negro’s

voice lifted up its supplications:

“O Lord’, we’s ben mighty wicked, an’ we knows dat we ‘zerve to go to de

bad place, but good Lord, deah Lord, we ain’t ready yit, we ain’t ready–

let dese po’ chilen hab one mo’ chance, jes’ one mo’ chance. Take de ole

niggah if you’s, got to hab somebody.–Good Lord, good deah Lord, we

don’t know whah you’s a gwyne to, we don’t know who you’s got yo’ eye on,

but we knows by de way you’s a comin’, we knows by de way you’s a tiltin’

along in yo’ charyot o’ fiah dat some po’ sinner’s a gwyne to ketch it.

But good Lord, dose chilen don’t b’long heah, dey’s f’m Obedstown whah

dey don’t know nuffin, an’ you knows, yo’ own sef, dat dey ain’t

‘sponsible. An’ deah Lord, good Lord, it ain’t like yo’ mercy, it ain’t

like yo’ pity, it ain’t like yo’ long-sufferin’ lovin’ kindness for to

take dis kind o’ ‘vantage o’ sick little chil’en as dose is when dey’s so

many ornery grown folks chuck full o’ cussedness dat wants roastin’ down

dah. Oh, Lord, spah de little chil’en, don’t tar de little chil’en away

f’m dey frens, jes’ let ’em off jes’ dis once, and take it out’n de ole

nibgah. HEAH I IS, LORD, HEAH I IS! De ole niggah’s ready, Lord,

de ole—-”

The flaming and churning steamer was right abreast the party, and not

twenty steps away. The awful thunder of a mud-valve suddenly burst

forth, drowning the prayer, and as suddenly Uncle Dan’l snatched a child

under each arm and scoured into the woods with the rest of the pack at

his heels. And then, ashamed of himself, he halted in the deep darkness

and shouted, (but rather feebly:)

“Heah I is, Lord, heah I is!”

There was a moment of throbbing suspense, and then, to the surprise and

the comfort of the party, it was plain that the august presence had gone

by, for its dreadful noises were receding. Uncle Dan’l headed a cautious

reconnaissance in the direction of the log. Sure enough “the Lord” was

just turning a point a short distance up the river, and while they looked

the lights winked out and the coughing diminished by degrees and

presently ceased altogether.

“H’wsh! Well now dey’s some folks says dey ain’t no ‘ficiency in prah.

Dis Chile would like to know whah we’d a ben now if it warn’t fo’ dat

prah? Dat’s it. Dat’s it!”

“Uncle Dan’l, do you reckon it was the prayer that saved us?” said Clay.

“Does I reckon? Don’t I know it! Whah was yo’ eyes? Warn’t de Lord

jes’ a cumin’ chow! chow! CHOW! an’ a goin’ on turrible–an’ do de

Lord carry on dat way ‘dout dey’s sumfin don’t suit him? An’ warn’t he a

lookin’ right at dis gang heah, an’ warn’t he jes’ a reachin’ for ’em?

An’ d’you spec’ he gwyne to let ’em off ‘dout somebody ast him to do it?

No indeedy!”

“Do you reckon he saw, us, Uncle Dan’l?

“De law sakes, Chile, didn’t I see him a lookin’ at us?”.

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