THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

behave, like Rastus? Still, you don’t snore, do you? Aren’t you

going to bed soon, father? I believe you’ve been sitting up late and

getting into all sorts of bad habits while I’ve been away. I’m sure

you have been smoking too much. When you’ve finished that cigar,

you’re not even to think of another till to-morrow. Promise!”

“Not one?”

“Not one. I’m not going to have my father getting like the people

you read about in the magazine advertisements. You don’t want to

feel sudden shooting pains, do you?”

“No, my dear.”

“And have to take some awful medicine?”

“No.”

“Then, promise.”

“Very well, my dear. I promise.”

As the door closed, the captain threw away the stump he was smoking,

and remained for a moment in thought. Then, he drew another cigar

from his case, lighted it, and resumed the study of the little note-

book. It was past three o’clock when he went to his bedroom.

CHAPTER V

A THIEF IN THE NIGHT

How long the light had been darting about the room like a very much

enlarged firefly, Jimmy did not know. It seemed to him like hours,

for it had woven itself into an incoherent waking dream of his; and

for a moment, as the mists of sleep passed away from his brain, he

fancied that he was dreaming still. Then, sleep left him, and he

realized that the light, which was now moving slowly across the

bookcase, was a real light.

That the man behind it could not have been there long was plain, or

he would have seen the chair and its occupant. He seemed to be

taking the room step by step. As Jimmy sat up noiselessly and

gripped the arms of the chair in readiness for a spring, the light

passed from the bookcase to the table. Another foot or so to the

left, and it would have fallen on Jimmy.

From the position of the ray, Jimmy could see that the burglar was

approaching on his side of the table. Though until that day he had

not been in the room for two months, its geography was clearly

stamped on his mind’s eye. He knew almost to a foot where his

visitor was standing. Consequently, when, rising swiftly from the

chair, he made a football dive into the darkness, it was no

speculative dive. It had a conscious aim, and it was not restrained

by any uncertainty as to whether the road to the burglar’s knees was

clear or not.

His shoulder bumped into a human leg. His arms closed

instantaneously on it, and pulled. There was a yelp of dismay, and a

crash. The lantern bounced away across the room, and wrecked itself

on the reef of the steam-heater. Its owner collapsed in a heap on

top of Jimmy.

Jimmy, underneath at the fall, speedily put himself uppermost with a

twist of his body. He had every advantage. The burglar was a small

man, and had been taken very much by surprise, and any fight there

might have been in him in normal circumstances had been shaken out

of him by the fall. He lay still, not attempting to struggle.

Jimmy half-rose, and, pulling his prisoner by inches to the door,

felt up the wall till he found the electric-light button.

The yellow glow that flooded the room disclosed a short, stocky

youth of obviously Bowery extraction. A shock of vivid red hair was

the first thing about him that caught the eye. A poet would have

described it as Titian. Its proprietor’s friends and acquaintances

probably called it “carrots.” Looking up at Jimmy from under this

wealth of crimson was a not unpleasing face. It was not handsome,

certainly; but there were suggestions of a latent good-humor. The

nose had been broken at one period of its career, and one of the

ears was undeniably of the cauliflower type; but these are little

accidents which may happen to any high-spirited young gentleman. In

costume, the visitor had evidently been guided rather by individual

taste than by the dictates of fashion. His coat was of rusty black,

his trousers of gray, picked out with stains of various colors.

Beneath the coat was a faded red-and-white sweater. A hat of soft

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