THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

a jolly rum business, the whole thing. It isn’t as if she wanted me.

I could see that with half an eye. She doesn’t care a hang for me.

It’s my belief, old man,” he said solemnly, “that she’s been

badgered into it, I believe my uncle’s been at her.”

Jimmy laughed shortly.

“My dear man, you seem to think your uncle’s persuasive influence is

universal. I guess it’s confined to you.”

“Well, anyhow, I believe that’s what’s happened. What do you say?”

“Why say anything? There doesn’t seem to be much need.”

He poured some brandy into a glass, and added a little soda.

“You take it pretty stiff,” observed his lordship, with a touch of

envy.

“On occasion,” said Jimmy, emptying the glass.

CHAPTER XVIII

THE LOCHINVAR METHOD

As Jimmy sat smoking a last cigarette in his bedroom before going to

bed that night, Spike Mullins came in. Jimmy had been thinking

things over. He was one of those men who are at their best in a

losing game. Imminent disaster always had the effect of keying him

up and putting an edge on his mind. The news he had heard that night

had left him with undiminished determination, but conscious that a

change of method would be needed. He must stake all on a single

throw now. Young Lochinvar rather than Romeo must be his model. He

declined to believe himself incapable of getting anything that he

wanted as badly as he wanted Molly. He also declined to believe that

she was really attached to Lord Dreever. He suspected the hand of

McEachern in the affair, though the suspicion did not clear up the

mystery by any means. Molly was a girl of character, not a feminine

counterpart of his lordship, content meekly to do what she was told

in a matter of this kind. The whole thing puzzled him.

“Well, Spike?” he said.

He was not too pleased at the interruption. He was thinking, and he

wanted to be alone.

Something appeared to have disturbed Spike. His bearing was excited.

“Say, boss! Guess what. You know dat guy dat come dis afternoon–de

guy from de village, dat came wit’ old man McEachern?”

“Galer?” said Jimmy. “What about him?”

There had been an addition to the guests at the castle that

afternoon. Mr. McEachern, walking in the village, had happened upon

an old New York acquaintance of his, who, touring England, had

reached Dreever and was anxious to see the historic castle. Mr.

McEachern had brought him thither, introduced him to Sir Thomas, and

now Mr. Samuel Galer was occupying a room on the same floor as

Jimmy’s. He had appeared at dinner that night, a short, wooden-faced

man, with no more conversation than Hargate. Jimmy had paid little

attention to the newcomer.

“What about him?” he said.

“He’s a sleut’, boss.”

“A what?”

“A sleut’.”

“A detective?”

“Dat’s right. A fly cop.”

“What makes you think that?”

“T’ink! Why, I can tell dem by deir eyes an’ deir feet, an’ de whole

of dem. I could pick out a fly cop from a bunch of a t’ousand. He’s

a sure ‘nough sleut’ all right, all right. I seen him rubber in’ at

youse, boss.”

“At me! Why at me? Why, of course. I see now. Our friend McEachern

has got him in to spy on us.”

“Dat’s right, boss.”

“Of course, you may be mistaken.”

“Not me, boss. An’, say, he ain’t de only one.”

“What, more detectives? They’ll have to put up ‘House Full’ boards,

at this rate. Who’s the other?”

“A mug what’s down in de soivants’ hall. I wasn’t so sure of him at

foist, but now I’m onto his curves. He’s a sleut’ all right. He’s

vally to Sir Tummas, dis second mug is. But he ain’t no vally. He’s

come to see no one don’t get busy wit’ de jools. Say, what do youse

t’ink of dem jools, boss?”

“Finest I ever saw.”

“Yes, dat’s right. A hundred t’ousand plunks dey set him back.

Dey’re de limit, ain’t dey? Say, won’t youse really–?”

“Spike! I’m surprised at you! Do you know, you’re getting a regular

Mephistopheles, Spike? Suppose I hadn’t an iron will, what would

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