THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

if we minded. Don’t I keep telling you we’re all pals here? I’ve

often thought what a jolly good feller old Raffles was. Regular

sportsman! I don’t blame a chappie for doing the gentleman burglar

touch. Seems to me it’s a dashed sporting–”

Molly turned on him suddenly, cutting short his views on the ethics

of gentlemanly theft in a blaze of indignation.

“What do you mean?” she cried. “Do you think I don’t believe every

word Jimmy has said?”

His lordship jumped.

“Well, don’t you know, it seemed to me a bit thin. What I mean is–”

He met Molly’s eye. “Oh, well!” he concluded, lamely.

Molly turned to Jimmy.

“Jimmy, of course, I believe you. I believe every word.”

“Molly!”

His lordship looked on, marveling. The thought crossed his mind that

he had lost the ideal wife. A girl who would believe any old yarn a

feller cared to–If it hadn’t been for Katie! For a moment, he felt

almost sad.

Jimmy and Molly were looking at each other in silence. From the

expression on their faces, his lordship gathered that his existence

had once more been forgotten. He saw her hold out her hands to

Jimmy, and it seemed to him that the time had come to look away. It

was embarrassing for a chap! He looked away.

The next moment, the door opened and closed again, and she had gone.

He looked at Jimmy. Jimmy was still apparently unconscious of his

presence.

His lordship coughed.

“Pitt, old man–”

“Hullo!” said Jimmy, coming out of his thoughts with a start. “You

still here? By the way–” he eyed Lord Dreever curiously–“I never

thought of asking before–what on earth are you doing here? Why were

you behind the curtain? Were you playing hide-and-seek?”

His lordship was not one of those who invent circumstantial stories

easily on the spur of the moment. He searched rapidly for something

that would pass muster, then abandoned the hopeless struggle. After

all, why not be frank? He still believed Jimmy to be of the class of

the hero of “Love, the Cracksman.” There would be no harm in

confiding in him. He was a good fellow, a kindred soul, and would

sympathize.

“It’s like this,” he said. And, having prefaced his narrative with

the sound remark that he had been a bit of an ass, he gave Jimmy a

summary of recent events.

“What!” said Jimmy. “You taught Hargate picquet? Why, my dear man,

he was playing picquet like a professor when you were in short

frocks. He’s a wonder at it.”

His lordship started.

“How’s that?” he said. “You don’t know him, do you?”

“I met him in New York, at the Strollers’ Club. A pal of mine, an

actor, this fellow Mifflin I mentioned just now, put him up as a

guest. He coined money at picquet. And there were some pretty

useful players in the place, too. I don’t wonder you found him a

promising pupil.”

“Then–then–why, dash it, then he’s a bally sharper!”

“You’re a genius at crisp description,” said Jimmy. “You’ve got him

summed up to rights first shot.”

“I sha’n’t pay him a bally penny!”

“Of course not. If he makes any objection, refer him to me.”

His lordship’s relief was extreme. The more overpowering effects of

the elixir had passed away, and he saw now, what he had not seen in

his more exuberant frame of mind, the cloud of suspicion that must

have hung over him when the loss of the banknotes was discovered.

He wiped his forehead.

“By Jove!” he said. “That’s something off my mind! By George, I feel

like a two-year-old. I say, you’re a dashed good sort, Pitt.”

“You flatter me,” said Jimmy. “I strive to please.”

“I say, Pitt, that yarn you told us just now–the bet, and all that.

Honestly, you don’t mean to say that was true, was it? I mean–By

Jove! I’ve got an idea.”

“We live in stirring times!”

“Did you say your actor pal’s name was Mifflin?” He broke off

suddenly before Jimmy could answer. “Great Scott!” he whispered.

“What’s that! Good lord! Somebody’s coming!”

He dived behind the curtain, like a rabbit. The drapery had only

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