THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

Dreever.

“Get him out of it,” continued Hargate vehemently. Jimmy’s

prohibition against billiards had hit him hard. He was suffering the

torments of Tantalus. The castle was full of young men of the kind

to whom he most resorted, easy marks every one; and here he was,

simply through Jimmy, careened like a disabled battleship. It was

maddening. “Make him go. You invited him here. He doesn’t expect to

stop indefinitely, I suppose? If you left, he’d have to, too. What

you must do is to go back to London to-morrow. You can easily make

some excuse. He’ll have to go with you. Then, you can drop him in

London, and come back. That’s what you must do.”

A delicate pink flush might have been seen to spread itself over

Lord Dreever’s face. He began to look like an angry rabbit. He had

not a great deal of pride in his composition, but the thought of the

ignominious role that Hargate was sketching out for him stirred what

he had to its shallow bottom. Talking on, Hargate managed to add the

last straw.

“Of course,” he said, “that money you lost to me at picquet–what

was it? Twenty? Twenty pounds, wasn’t it? Well, we would look on

that as canceled, of course. That will be all right.”

His lordship exploded.

“Will it?” he cried, pink to the ears. “Will it, by George? I’ll pay

you every frightful penny of it to-morrow, and then you can clear

out, instead of Pitt. What do you take me for, I should like to

know?”

“A fool, if you refuse my offer.”

“I’ve a jolly good mind to give you a most frightful kicking.”

“I shouldn’t try, if I were you. It’s not the sort of game you’d

shine at. Better stick to picquet.”

“If you think I can’t pay your rotten money–”

“I do. But, if you can, so much the better. Money is always useful.”

“I may be a fool in some ways–”

“You understate it, my dear man.”

“–but I’m not a cad.”

“You’re getting quite rosy, Dreever. Wrath is good for the

complexion.”

“And, if you think you can bribe me, you never made a bigger mistake

in your life.”

“Yes, I did,” said Hargate, “when I thought you had some glimmerings

of intelligence. But, if it gives you any pleasure to behave like

the juvenile lead in a melodrama, by all means do. Personally, I

shouldn’t have thought the game would be worth the candle. But, if

your keen sense of honor compels you to pay the twenty pounds, all

right. You mentioned to-morrow? That will suit me. So, we’ll let it

go it at that.”

He walked off, leaving Lord Dreever filled with the comfortable glow

that comes to the weak man who for once has displayed determination.

He felt that he must not go back from his dignified standpoint. That

money would have to be paid, and on the morrow. Hargate was the sort

of man who could, and would, make it exceedingly unpleasant for him

if he failed. A debt of honor was not a thing to be trifled with.

But he felt quite safe. He knew he could get the money when he

pleased. It showed, he reflected philosophically, how out of evil

cometh good. His greater misfortune, the engagement, would, as it

were, neutralize the less, for it was ridiculous to suppose that Sir

Thomas, having seen his ends accomplished, and being presumably in a

spacious mood in consequence, would not be amenable to a request for

a mere twenty pounds.

He went on into the hall. He felt strong and capable. He had shown

Hargate the stuff there was in him. He was Spennie Dreever, the man

of blood and iron, the man with whom it were best not to trifle. But

it was really, come to think of it, uncommonly lucky that he was

engaged to Molly. He recoiled from the idea of attempting,

unfortified by that fact, to extract twenty pounds from Sir Thomas

for a card-debt.

In the hall, he met Saunders.

“I have been looking for your lordship,” said the butler.

“Eh? Well, here I am.”

“Just so, your lordship. Miss McEachern entrusted me with this note

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