THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

light.

“He took me into the rose-garden. Was that Sir Thomas’s idea? There

couldn’t have been a better setting, I’m sure. The roses looked

lovely. Presently, I heard him gulp, and I was so sorry for him I I

would have refused him then, and put him out of his misery, only I

couldn’t very well till he had proposed, could I? So, I turned my

back, and sniffed at a rose. And, then, he shut his eyes–I couldn’t

see him, but I know he shut his eyes–and began to say his lesson.”

“Molly!”

She laughed, hysterically.

“He did. He said his lesson. He gabbled it. When he had got as far

as, ‘Well, don’t you know, what I mean is, that’s what I wanted to

say, you know,’ I turned round and soothed him. I said I didn’t love

him. He said, ‘No, no, of course not.’ I said he had paid me a great

compliment. He said, ‘Not at all,’ looking very anxious, poor

darling, as if even then he was afraid of what might come next. But

I reassured him, and he cheered up, and we walked back to the house

together, as happy as could be.”

McEachern put his hand round her shoulders. She winced, but let it

stay. He attempted gruff conciliation.

“My dear, you’ve been imagining things. Of course, he isn’t happy.

Why, I saw the young fellow–”

Recollecting that the last time he had seen the young fellow–

shortly after dinner–the young fellow had been occupied in

juggling, with every appearance of mental peace, two billiard-balls

and a box of matches, he broke off abruptly.

Molly looked at him.

“Father.”

“My dear?”

“Why do you want me to marry Lord Dreever?”

He met the attack stoutly.

“I think he’s a fine young fellow,” he said, avoiding her eyes.

“He’s quite nice,” said Molly, quietly.

McEachern had been trying not to say it. He did not wish to say it.

If it could have been hinted at, he would have done it. But he was

not good at hinting. A lifetime passed in surroundings where the

subtlest hint is a drive in the ribs with a truncheon does not leave

a man an adept at the art. He had to be blunt or silent.

“He’s the Earl of Dreever, my dear.”

He rushed on, desperately anxious to cover the nakedness of the

statement in a comfortable garment of words.

“Why, you see, you’re young, Molly. It’s only natural you shouldn’t

look on these things sensibly. You expect too much of a man. You

expect this young fellow to be like the heroes of the novels you

read. When you’ve lived a little longer, my dear, you’ll see that

there’s nothing in it. It isn’t the hero of the novel you want to

marry. It’s the man who’ll make you a good husband.”

This remark struck Mr. McEachern as so pithy and profound that he

repeated it.

He went on. Molly was sitting quite still, looking into the

shrubbery. He assumed she was listening; but whether she was or not,

he must go on talking. The situation was difficult. Silence would

make it more difficult.

“Now, look at Lord Dreever,” he said. “There’s a young man with one

of the oldest titles in England. He could go anywhere and do what he

liked, and be excused for whatever he did because of his name. But

he doesn’t. He’s got the right stuff in him. He doesn’t go racketing

around–”

“His uncle doesn’t allow him enough pocket-money,” said Molly, with

a jarring little laugh. “Perhaps, that’s why.”

There was a pause. McEachern required a few moments in which to

marshal his arguments once more. He had been thrown out of his

stride.

Molly turned to him. The hardness had gone from her face. She looked

up at him wistfully.

“Father, dear, listen,” she said. “We always used to understand each

other so well!” He patted her shoulder affectionately. “You can’t

mean what you say? You know I don’t love Lord Dreever. You know he’s

only a boy. Don’t you want me to marry a man? I love this old place,

but surely you can’t think that it can really matter in a thing like

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