THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

Sir Thomas Blunt’s dressing-room. This was Sir Thomas’s valet.

“Might I have a word with you, sir?”

“What is it?” asked McEachern, staring heavily. His mind had not

recovered from the effect of Lord Dreever’s philosophical remarks.

There was something of a cloud on his brain. To judge from his

lordship’s words, things had been happening behind his back; and the

idea of Molly’s deceiving him was too strange to be assimilated in

an instant. He looked at the valet dully.

“What is it?” he asked again.

“I must apologize for intruding, but I thought it best to approach

you before making my report to Sir Thomas.”

“Your report?”

“I am employed by a private inquiry agency.”

“What!”

“Yes, sir. Wragge’s. You may have heard of us. In Holborn Bars. Very

old established. Divorce a specialty. You will have seen the

advertisements. Sir Thomas wrote asking for a man, and the governor

sent me down. I have been with the house some years. My job, I

gathered, was to keep my eyes open generally. Sir Thomas, it seemed,

had no suspicions of any definite person. I was to be on the spot

just in case, in a manner of speaking. And it’s precious lucky I

was, or her ladyship’s jewels would have been gone. I’ve done a fair

cop this very night.”

He paused, and eyed the ex-policeman keenly. McEachern was obviously

excited. Could Jimmy have made an attempt on the jewels during the

dance? or Spike?

“Say,” he said, “was it a red-headed–?”

The detective was watching him with a curious smile.

“No, he wasn’t red-headed. You seem interested, sir. I thought you

would be. I will tell you all about it. I had had my suspicions of

this party ever since he arrived. And I may say that it struck me at

the time that there was something mighty fishy about the way he got

into the castle.”

McEachern started. So, he had not been the only one to suspect

Jimmy’s motives in attaching himself to Lord Dreever.

“Go on,” he said.

“I suspected that there was some game on, and it struck me that this

would be the day for the attempt, the house being upside down, in a

manner of speaking, on account of the theatricals. And I was right.

I kept near those jewels on and off all day, and, presently, just as

I had thought, along comes this fellow. He’d hardly got to the door

when I was on him.”

“Good boy! You’re no rube.”

“We fought for a while, but, being a bit to the good in strength,

and knowing something about the game, I had the irons on him pretty

quick, and took him off, and locked him in the cellar. That’s how it

was, sir.”

Mr. McEachern’s relief was overwhelming. If Lord Dreever’s statement

was correct and Jimmy had really succeeded in winning Molly’s

affection, this would indeed be a rescue at the eleventh hour. It

was with a Nunc-Dimittis air that he felt for his cigar-case, and

extended it toward the detective. A cigar from his own private case

was with him a mark of supreme favor and good-will, a sort of

accolade which he bestowed only upon the really meritorious few.

Usually, it was received with becoming deference; but on this

occasion there was a somewhat startling deviation from routine; for,

just as he was opening the case, something cold and hard pressed

against each of his wrists, there was a snap and a click, and,

looking up, dazed, he saw that the detective had sprung back, and

was contemplating him with a grim smile over the barrel of an ugly-

looking little revolver.

Guilty or innocent, the first thing a man does when, he finds

handcuffs on his wrists is to try to get them off. The action is

automatic. Mr. McEachern strained at the steel chain till the veins

stood out on his forehead. His great body shook with rage.

The detective eyed these efforts with some satisfaction. The picture

presented by the other as he heaved and tugged was that of a guilty

man trapped.

“It’s no good, my friend,” he said.

The voice brought McEachern back to his senses. In the first shock

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