I had invented everything round here. It hurts me if people don’t
appreciate it.”
They went down the hill.
“By the way,” said Jimmy, “are you acting in these theatricals they
are getting up?”
“Yes. Are you the other man they were going to get? That’s why Lord
Dreever went up to London, to see if he couldn’t find somebody. The
man who was going to play one of the parts had to go back to London
on business.”
“Poor brute!” said Jimmy. It seemed to him at this moment that there
was only one place in the world where a man might be even reasonably
happy. “What sort of part is it? Lord Dreever said I should be
wanted to act. What do I do?”
“If you’re Lord Herbert, which is the part they wanted a man for,
you talk to me most of the time.”
Jimmy decided that the piece had been well cast.
The dressing-gong sounded just as they entered the hall. From a
door on the left, there emerged two men, a big man and a little one,
in friendly conversation. The big man’s back struck Jimmy as
familiar.
“Oh, father,” Molly called. And Jimmy knew where he had seen the
back before.
The two men stopped.
“Sir Thomas,” said Molly, “this is Mr. Pitt.”
The little man gave Jimmy a rapid glance, possibly with the object
of detecting his more immediately obvious criminal points; then, as
if satisfied as to his honesty, became genial.
“I am very glad to meet you, Mr. Pitt, very glad,” he said. “We have
been expecting you for some time.”
Jimmy explained that he had lost his way.
“Exactly. It was ridiculous that you should be compelled to walk,
perfectly ridiculous. It was grossly careless of my nephew not to
let us know that you were coming. My wife told him so in the car.”
“I bet she did,” said Jimmy to himself. “Really,” he said aloud, by
way of lending a helping hand to a friend in trouble, “I preferred
to walk. I have not been on a country road since I landed in
England.” He turned to the big man, and held out his hand. “I don’t
suppose you remember me, Mr. McEachern? We met in New York.”
“You remember the night Mr. Pitt scared away our burglar, father,”
said Molly.
Mr. McEachern was momentarily silent. On his native asphalt, there
are few situations capable of throwing the New York policeman off
his balance. In that favored clime, savoir faire is represented by a
shrewd blow of the fist, and a masterful stroke with the truncheon
amounts to a satisfactory repartee. Thus shall you never take the
policeman of Manhattan without his answer. In other surroundings,
Mr. McEachern would have known how to deal with the young man whom
with such good reason he believed to be an expert criminal. But
another plan of action was needed here. First and foremost, of all
the hints on etiquette that he had imbibed since he entered this
more reposeful life, came the maxim: “Never make a scene.” Scenes,
he had gathered, were of all things what polite society most
resolutely abhorred. The natural man in him must be bound in chains.
The sturdy blow must give way to the honeyed word. A cold, “Really!”
was the most vigorous retort that the best circles would
countenance. It had cost Mr. McEachern some pains to learn this
lesson, but he had done it. He shook hands, and gruffly acknowledged
the acquaintanceship.
“Really, really!” chirped Sir Thomas, amiably. “So, you find
yourself among old friends, Mr. Pitt.”
“Old friends,” echoed Jimmy, painfully conscious of the ex-
policeman’s eyes, which were boring holes in him.
“Excellent, excellent! Let me take you to your room. It is just
opposite my own. This way.”
In his younger days, Sir Thomas had been a floor-walker of no mean
caliber. A touch of the professional still lingered in his brisk
movements. He preceded Jimmy upstairs with the restrained suavity
that can be learned in no other school.
They parted from Mr. McEachern on the first landing, but Jimmy could
still feel those eyes. The policeman’s stare had been of the sort