THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

“Why, this afternoon, I caught this man’s pal, the fellow that calls

himself Galer–”

“I know the man,” said Jimmy. “He’s a detective, really. Mr.

McEachern brought him down here.”

The sleuth’s jaw dropped limply, as if he had received a blow.

“What?” he said, in a feeble voice.

“Didn’t I tell you–?” began Mr. McEachern; but the sleuth was

occupied with Jimmy. That sickening premonition of disaster was

beginning to steal over him. Dimly, he began to perceive that he had

blundered.

“Yes,” said Jimmy. “Why, I can’t say; but Mr. McEachern was afraid

someone might try to steal Lady Julia Blunt’s rope of diamonds. So,

he wrote to London for this man, Galer. It was officious, perhaps,

but not criminal. I doubt if, legally, you could handcuff a man for

a thing like that. What have you done with good Mr. Galer?”

“I’ve locked him in the coal-cellar,” said the detective, dismally.

The thought of the interview in prospect with the human bloodhound

he had so mishandled was not exhilarating.

“Locked him in the cellar, did you?” said Jimmy. “Well, well, I

daresay he’s very happy there. He’s probably busy detecting black-

beetles. Still, perhaps you had better go and let him out. Possibly,

if you were to apologize to him–? Eh? Just as you think. I only

suggest. If you want somebody to vouch for Mr. McEachern’s non-

burglariousness, I can do it. He is a gentleman of private means,

and we knew each other out in New York–we are old acquaintances.”

“I never thought–”

“That,” said Jimmy, with sympathetic friendliness, “if you will

allow me to say so, is the cardinal mistake you detectives make. You

never do think.”

“It never occurred to me–”

The detective looked uneasily at Mr. McEachern. There were

indications in the policeman’s demeanor that the moment following

release would be devoted exclusively to a carnival of violence, with

a certain sleuth-hound playing a prominent role.

He took the key of the handcuffs from his pocket, and toyed with it.

Mr. McEachern emitted a low growl. It was enough.

“If you wouldn’t mind, Mr. Pitt,” said the sleuth, obsequiously. He

thrust the key into Jimmy’s hands, and fled.

Jimmy unlocked the handcuffs. Mr. McEachern rubbed his wrists.

“Ingenious little things,” said Jimmy.

“I’m much obliged to you,” growled Mr. McEachern, without looking

up.

“Not at all. A pleasure. This circumstantial evidence thing is the

devil, isn’t it? I knew a man who broke into a house in New York to

win a bet, and to this day the owner of that house thinks him a

professional burglar.”

“What’s that?” said Mr. McEachern, sharply.

“Why do I say ‘a man ‘? Why am I so elusive and mysterious? You’re

quite right. It sounds more dramatic, but after all what you want is

facts. Very well. I broke into your house that night to win a bet.

That’s the limpid truth.”

McEachern was staring at him. Jimmy proceeded.

“You are just about to ask–what was Spike Mullins doing with me?

Well, Spike had broken into my flat an hour before, and I took him

along with me as a sort of guide, philosopher, and friend.”

“Spike Mullins said you were a burglar from England.”

“I’m afraid I rather led him to think so. I had been to see the

opening performance of a burglar-play called, ‘Love, the Cracksman,’

that night, and I worked off on Spike some severely technical

information I had received from a pal of mine who played lead in the

show. I told you when I came in that I had been talking to Lord

Dreever. Well, what he was saying to me was that he had met this

very actor man, a fellow called Mifflin–Arthur Mifflin–in London

just before he met me. He’s in London now, rehearsing for a show

that’s come over from America. You see the importance of this item?

It means that, if you doubt my story, all you need do is to find

Mifflin–I forgot what theater his play is coming on at, but you

could find out in a second–and ask him to corroborate. Are you

satisfied?”

McEachern did not answer. An hour before, he would have fought to

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