THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

his feelings with his climate, until finally he had found himself,

as every wanderer does, at Charing Cross.

At this point, he had tried to rally. Such running away, he told

himself, was futile. He would stand still and fight the fever in

him.

He had been fighting it now for a matter of two weeks, and already

he was contemplating retreat. A man at luncheon had been talking

about Japan–

Watching the crowd, Jimmy had found his attention attracted chiefly

by a party of three, a few tables away. The party consisted of a

girl, rather pretty, a lady of middle age and stately demeanor,

plainly her mother, and a light-haired, weedy young man in the

twenties. It had been the almost incessant prattle of this youth and

the peculiarly high-pitched, gurgling laugh which shot from him at

short intervals that had drawn Jimmy’s notice upon them. And it was

the curious cessation of both prattle and laugh that now made him

look again in their direction.

The young man faced Jimmy; and Jimmy, looking at him, could see that

all was not well with him. He was pale. He talked at random. A

slight perspiration was noticeable on his forhead.

Jimmy caught his eye. There was a hunted look in it.

Given the time and the place, there were only two things that could

have caused this look. Either the light-haired young man had seen a

ghost, or he had suddenly realized that he had not enough money to

pay the check.

Jimmy’s heart went out to the sufferer. He took a card from his

case, scribbled the words, “Can I help?” on it, and gave it to a

waiter to take to the young man, who was now in a state bordering on

collapse.

The next moment, the light-haired one was at his table, talking in a

feverish whisper.

“I say,” he said, “it’s frightfully good of you, old chap! It’s

frightfully awkward. I’ve come out with too little money. I hardly

like to–you’ve never seen me before–”

“Don’t rub in my misfortunes,” pleaded Jimmy. “It wasn’t my fault.”

He placed a five-pound note on the table.

“Say when,” he said, producing another.

“I say, thanks fearfully,” the young man said. “I don’t know what

I’d have done.” He grabbed at the note. “I’ll let you have it back

to-morrow. Here’s my card. Is your address on your card? I can’t

remember. Oh, by Jove, I’ve got it in my hand all the time.” The

gurgling laugh came into action again, freshened and strengthened by

its rest. “Savoy Mansions, eh? I’ll come round to-morrow. Thanks

frightfully again, old chap. I don’t know what I should have done.”

“It’s been a treat,” said Jimmy, deprecatingly.

The young man flitted back to his table, bearing the spoil. Jimmy

looked at the card he had left. “Lord Dreever,” it read, and in the

corner the name of a well-known club. The name Dreever was familiar

to Jimmy. Everyone knew of Dreever Castle, partly because it was one

of the oldest houses in England, but principally because for

centuries it had been advertised by a particularly gruesome ghost-

story. Everyone had heard of the secret of Dreever, which was known

only to the earl and the family lawyer, and confided to the heir at

midnight on his twenty-first birthday. Jimmy had come across the

story in corners of the papers all over the States, from New York to

Onehorseville, Iowa. He looked with interest at the light-haired

young man, the latest depository of the awful secret. It was

popularly supposed that the heir, after hearing it, never smiled

again; but it did not seem to have affected the present Lord Dreever

to any great extent. His gurgling laugh was drowning the orchestra.

Probably, Jimmy thought, when the family lawyer had told the light-

haired young man the secret, the latter’s comment had been, “No,

really? By Jove, I say, you know!”

Jimmy paid his bill, and got up to go.

It was a perfect summer night–too perfect for bed. Jimmy strolled

on to the Embankment, and stood leaning over the balustrade, looking

across the river at the vague, mysterious mass of buildings on the

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