THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

of the thing, the primitive man in him had led him beyond the

confines of self-restraint. He had simply struggled unthinkingly.

Now, he came to himself again.

He shook his manacled hands furiously.

“What does this mean?” he shouted. “What the–?”

“Less noise,” said the detective, sharply. “Get back!” he snapped,

as the other took a step forward.

“Do you know who I am?” thundered McEachern.

“No,” said the detective. “And that’s just why you’re wearing those

bracelets. Come, now, don’t be a fool. The game’s up. Can’t you see

that?”

McEachern leaned helplessly against the billiard-table. He felt

weak. Everything was unreal. Had he gone mad? he wondered.

“That’s right,” said the detective. “Stay there. You can’t do any

harm there. It was a pretty little game, I’ll admit. You worked it

well. Meeting your old friend from New York and all, and having him

invited to the castle. Very pretty. New York, indeed! Seen about as

much of New York as I have of Timbuctoo. I saw through him.”

Some inkling of the truth began to penetrate McEachern’s

consciousness. He had become obsessed with the idea that, as the

captive was not Spike, it must be Jimmy. The possibility of Mr.

Galer’s being the subject of discussion only dawned upon him now.

“What do you mean?” he cried. “Who is it that you have arrested?”

“Blest if I know. You can tell me that, I should think, seeing he’s

an old Timbuctoo friend of yours. Galer’s the name he goes by here.”

“Galer!”

“That’s the man. And do you know what he had the impudence, the

gall, to tell me? That he was in my own line of business. A

detective! He said you had sent for him to come here!”

The detective laughed amusedly at the recollection.

“And so he is, you fool. So I did.”

“Oh, you did, did you? And what business had you bringing detectives

into other people’s houses?”

Mr. McEachern started to answer, but checked himself. Never before

had he appreciated to the full the depth and truth of the proverb

relating to the frying-pan and the fire. To clear himself, he must

mention his suspicions of Jimmy, and also his reasons for those

suspicions. And to do that would mean revealing his past. It was

Scylla and Charybdis.

A drop of perspiration trickled down his temple.

“What’s the good?” said the detective. “Mighty ingenious idea, that,

only you hadn’t allowed for there being a real detective in the

house. It was that chap pitching me that yarn that made me

suspicious of you. I put two and two together. ‘Partners,’ I said to

myself. I’d heard all about you, scraping acquaintance with Sir

Thomas and all. Mighty ingenious. You become the old family friend,

and then you let in your pal. He gets the stuff, and hands it over

to you. Nobody dreams of suspecting you, and there you are.

Honestly, now, wasn’t that the game?”

“It’s all a mistake–” McEachern was beginning, when the door-handle

turned.

The detective looked over his shoulder. McEachern glared dumbly.

This was the crowning blow, that there should be spectators of his

predicament.

Jimmy strolled into the room.

“Dreever told me you were in here,” he said to McEachern. “Can you

spare me a–Hullo!”

The detective had pocketed his revolver at the first sound of the

handle. To be discreet was one of the chief articles in the creed of

the young men from Wragge’s Detective Agency. But handcuffs are not

easily concealed. Jimmy stood staring in amazement at McEachern’s

wrists.

“Some sort of a round game?” he enquired with interest.

The detective became confidential.

“It’s this way, Mr. Pitt. There’s been some pretty deep work going

on here. There’s a regular gang of burglars in the place. This chap

here’s one of them.”

“What, Mr. McEachern!”

“That’s what he calls himself.”

It was all Jimmy could do to keep himself from asking Mr. McEachern

whether he attributed his downfall to drink. He contented himself

with a sorrowful shake of the head at the fermenting captive. Then,

he took up the part of the prisoner’s attorney.

“I don’t believe it,” he said. “What makes you. think so?”

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