THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

reached ninety-six.

“This is shortening my life,” said Jimmy, leaning forward.

The balls had been left in an ideal position. Even Hargate could not

fail to make a cannon. He made it.

A close finish to even the worst game is exciting. Jimmy leaned

still further forward to watch the next stroke. It looked as if

Hargate would have to wait for his victory. A good player could have

made a cannon as the balls lay, but not Hargate. They were almost in

a straight line, with, white in the center.

Hargate swore under his breath. There was nothing to be done. He

struck carelessly at white. White rolled against red, seemed to hang

for a moment, and shot straight back against spot. The game was

over.

“Great Scott! What a fluke!” cried the silent one, becoming quite

garrulous at the miracle.

A quiet grin spread itself slowly across Jimmy’s face. He had

remembered what he had been trying to remember for over a week.

At this moment, the door opened, and Saunders appeared. “Sir Thomas

would like to see your lordship in his study,” he said.

“Eh? What does he want?”

“Sir Thomas did not confide in me, your lordship.”

“Eh? What? Oh, no! Well, see you later, you men.”

He rested his cue against the table, and put on his coat. Jimmy

followed him out of the door, which he shut behind him.

“One second, Dreever,” he said.

“Eh? Hullo! What’s up?”

“Any money on that game?” asked Jimmy.

“Why, yes, by Jove, now you mention it, there was. An even fiver.

And–er–by the way, old man–the fact is, just for the moment, I’m

frightfully–You haven’t such a thing as a fiver anywhere about,

have you? The fact is–”

“My dear fellow, of course. I’ll square up with him now, shall I?”

“Fearfully obliged, if you would. Thanks, old man. Pay it to-

morrow.”

“No hurry,” said Jimmy; “plenty more in the old oak chest.”

He went back to the room. Hargate was practising cannons. He was on

the point of making a stroke when Jimmy opened the door.

“Care for a game?” said Hargate.

“Not just at present,” said Jimmy.

Hargate attempted his cannon, and failed badly. Jimmy smiled.

“Not such a good shot as the last,” he said.

“No.”

“Fine shot, that other.”

“Fluke.”

“I wonder.”

Jimmy lighted a cigarette.

“Do you know New York at all?” he asked.

“Been there.”

“Ever been in the Strollers’ Club?”

Hargate turned his back, but Jimmy had seen his face, and was

satisfied.

“Don’t know it,” said Hargate.

“Great place,” said Jimmy. “Mostly actors and writers, and so on.

The only drawback is that some of them pick up queer friends.”

Hargate did not reply. He did not seem interested.

“Yes,” went on Jimmy. “For instance, a pal of mine, an actor named

Mifflin, introduced a man a year ago as a member’s guest for a

fortnight, and this man rooked the fellows of I don’t know how much

at billiards. The old game, you know. Nursing his man right up to

the end, and then finishing with a burst. Of course, when that

happens once or twice, it may be an accident, but, when a man who

poses as a novice always manages by a really brilliant shot–”

Hargate turned round.

“They fired this fellow out,” said Jimmy.

“Look here!”

“Yes?”

“What do you mean?”

“It’s a dull yarn,” said Jimmy, apologetically. “I’ve been boring

you. By the way, Dreever asked me to square up with you for that

game, in case he shouldn’t be back. Here you are.”

He held out an empty hand.

“Got it?”

“What are you going to do?” demanded Hargate.

“What am I going to do?” queried Jimmy.

“You know what I mean. If you’ll keep your mouth shut, and stand in,

it’s halves. Is that what you’re after?”

Jimmy was delighted. He knew that by rights the proposal should have

brought him from his seat, with stern, set face, to wreak vengeance

for the insult, but on such occasions he was apt to ignore the

conventions. His impulse, when he met a man whose code of behavior

was not the ordinary code, was to chat with him and extract his

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