THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

“Yes,” he said; “as I had begun to fear. I owe you an apology, Sir

Thomas,” he went on with manly dignity, producing the briar, “I am

entirely to blame. How the mistake arose I cannot imagine, but I

find it isn’t a revolver after all.”

Sir Thomas’ cheeks took on a richer tint of purple. He glared dumbly

at the pipe.

“In the excitement of the moment, I guess–” began Jimmy.

Sir Thomas interrupted. The recollection of his needless panic

rankled within him.

“You–you–you–”

“Count ten!”

“You–what you propose to gain by this buffoonery, I am at a loss–”

“How can you say such savage things!” protested Jimmy. “Not

buffoonery! Wit! Esprit! Flow of soul such as circulates daily in

the best society.”

Sir Thomas almost leaped toward the bell. With his finger on it, he

turned to deliver a final speech.

“I believe you’re insane,” he cried, “but I’ll have no more of it. I

have endured this foolery long enough. I’ll-”

“Just one moment,” said Jimmy. “I said just now that there were

reasons besides the revol–well, pipe–why you should not ring that

bell. One of them is that all the servants will be in their places

in the audience, so that there won’t be anyone to answer it. But

that’s not the most convincing reason. Will you listen to one more

before getting busy?”

“I see your game. Don’t imagine for a moment that you can trick me.”

“Nothing could be further–”

“You fancy you can gain time by talking, and find some way to

escape–”

“But I don’t want to escape. Don’t you realize that in about ten

minutes I am due to play an important part in a great drama on the

stage?”

“I’ll keep you here, I tell you. You’ll leave this room,” said Sir

Thomas, grandly, “over my body.”

“Steeple-chasing in the home,” murmured Jimmy. “No more dull

evenings. But listen. Do listen! I won’t keep you a minute, and, if

you want to–push that bell after I’m through, you may push it six

inches into the wall if you like.”

“Well,” said Sir Thomas, shortly.

“Would you like me to lead gently up to what I want to say,

gradually preparing you for the reception of the news, or shall

I–?”

The knight took out his watch.

“I shall give you one minute,” he said.

“Heavens, I must hustle! How many seconds have I got now?”

“If you have anything to say, say it.”

“Very well, then,” said Jimmy. “It’s only this: That necklace is a

fraud. The diamonds aren’t diamonds at all. They’re paste!”

CHAPTER XXVII

A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE

If Jimmy had entertained any doubts concerning the effectiveness of

this disclosure, they would have vanished at the sight of the

other’s face. Just as the rich hues of a sunset pale slowly into an

almost imperceptible green, so did the purple of Sir Thomas’s cheeks

become, in stages, first a dull red, then pink, and finally take on

a uniform pallor. His mouth hung open. His attitude of righteous

defiance had crumpled. Unsuspected creases appeared in his clothes.

He had the appearance of one who has been caught in the machinery.

Jimmy was a little puzzled. He had expected to check the enemy, to

bring him to reason, but not to demolish him in this way. There was

something in this which he did not understand. When Spike had handed

him the stones, and his trained eye, after a moment’s searching

examination, had made him suspicious, and when, finally, a simple

test had proved his suspicions correct, he was comfortably aware

that, though found with the necklace on his person, he had

knowledge, which, communicated to Sir Thomas, would serve him well.

He knew that Lady Julia was not the sort of lady who would bear

calmly the announcement that her treasured rope of diamonds was a

fraud. He knew enough of her to know that she would demand another

necklace, and see that she got it; and that Sir Thomas was not one

of those generous and expansive natures which think nothing of an

expenditure of twenty thousand pounds.

This was the line of thought that had kept him cheerful during what

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97

Leave a Reply 0

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *