THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

an unwieldy iron pot, but he had resolved that this portion of the

proceedings should be brief. The birds should dine that evening on

the quick-lunch principle. Then–to the more fitting surroundings of

the rose-garden! There was plenty of time before the hour of the

sounding of the dressing-gong. Perhaps, even a row on the lake–

“What ho!” said a voice.

Behind them, with a propitiatory smile on his face, stood his

lordship of Dreever.

“My uncle told me I should find you out here. What have you got in

there, Pitt? Is this what you feed them on? I say, you know, queer

coves, hens! I wouldn’t touch that stuff for a fortune, what? Looks

to me poisonous.”

He met Jimmy’s eye, and stopped. There was that in Jimmy’s eye that

would have stopped an avalanche. His lordship twiddled his fingers

in pink embarrassment.

“Oh, look!” said Molly. “There’s a poor little chicken out there in

the cold. It hasn’t had a morsel. Give me the spoon, Mr. Pitt. Here,

chick, chick! Don’t be silly, I’m not going to hurt you. I’ve

brought you your dinner.”

She moved off in pursuit of the solitary fowl, which had edged

nervously away. Lord Dreever bent toward Jimmy.

“Frightfully sorry, Pitt, old man,” he whispered, feverishly.

“Didn’t want to come. Couldn’t help it. He sent me out.” He half-

looked over his shoulder. “And,” he added rapidly, as Molly came

back, “the old boy’s up at his bedroom window now, watching us

through his opera-glasses!”

The return journey to the house was performed in silence–on Jimmy’s

part, in thoughtful silence. He thought hard, and he had been

thinking ever since.

He had material for thought. That Lord Dreever was as clay in his

uncle’s hands he was aware. He had not known his lordship long, but

he had known him long enough to realize that a backbone had been

carelessly omitted from his composition. What his uncle directed,

that would he do. The situation looked bad to Jimmy. The order, he

knew, had gone out that Lord Dreever was to marry money. And Molly

was an heiress. He did not know how much Mr. McEachern had amassed

in his dealings with New York crime, but it must be something

considerable. Things looked black.

Then, Jimmy had a reaction. He was taking much for granted. Lord

Dreever might be hounded into proposing to Molly, but what earthly

reason was there for supposing that Molly would accept him? He

declined even for an instant to look upon Spennie’s title in the

light of a lure. Molly was not the girl to marry for a title. He

endeavored to examine impartially his lordship’s other claims. He

was a pleasant fellow, with–to judge on short acquaintanceship–an

undeniably amiable disposition. That much must be conceded. But

against this must be placed the equally undeniable fact that he was

also, as he would have put it himself, a most frightful ass. He was

weak. Pie had no character. Altogether, the examination made Jimmy

more cheerful. He could not see the light-haired one, even with Sir

Thomas Blunt shoving behind, as it were, accomplishing the knight’s

ends. Shove he never so wisely, Sir Thomas could never make a Romeo

out of Spennie Dreever.

It was while sitting in the billiard-room one night after dinner,

watching his rival play a hundred up with the silent Hargate, that

Jimmy came definitely to this conclusion. He had stopped there to

watch, more because he wished to study his man at close range than

because the game was anything out of the common as an exposition of

billiards. As a matter of fact, it would have been hard to imagine a

worse game. Lord Dreever, who was conceding twenty, was poor, and

his opponent an obvious beginner. Again, as he looked on, Jimmy was

possessed of an idea that he had met Hargate before. But, once more,

he searched his memory, and drew blank. He did not give the thing

much thought, being intent on his diagnosis of Lord Dreever, who by

a fluky series of cannons had wobbled into the forties, and was now

a few points ahead of his opponent.

Presently, having summed his lordship up to his satisfaction and

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