THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

“Say, couldn’t we–?”

“Spike!” said Jimmy, warningly.

“Well, couldn’t we?” said Spike, doggedly. “It ain’t often youse

butts into a dead-easy proposition like dis one. We shouldn’t have

to do a t’ing excep’ git busy. De stuff’s just lyin’ about, boss.”

“I shouldn’t wonder.”

“Aw, it’s a waste to leave it.”

“Spike,” said Jimmy, “I warned you of this. I begged you to be on

your guard, to fight against your professional instincts. Be a man!

Crush them. Try and occupy your mind. Collect butterflies.”

Spike shuffled in gloomy silence.

“‘Member dose jools youse swiped from de duchess?” he said,

musingly.

“The dear duchess!” murmured Jimmy. “Ah, me!”

“An’ de bank youse busted?”

“Those were happy days, Spike.”

“Gee!” said the Bowery boy. And then, after a pause: “Dat was to de

good,” he said, wistfully.

Jimmy arranged his tie at the mirror.

“Dere’s a loidy here,” continued Spike, addressing the chest of

drawers, “dat’s got a necklace of jools what’s wort’ a hundred

t’ousand plunks. Honest, boss. A hundred t’ousand plunks. Saunders

told me dat–de old gazebo dat hands out de long woids. I says to

him, ‘Gee!’ an’ he says, ‘Surest t’ing youse know.’ A hundred

t’ousand plunks!”

“So I understand,” said Jimmy.

“Shall I rubber around, an’ find out where is dey kept, boss?”

“Spike,” said Jimmy, “ask me no more. All this is in direct

contravention of our treaty respecting keeping your fingers off the

spoons. You pain me. Desist.”

“Sorry, boss. But dey’ll be willy-wonders, dem jools. A hundred

t’ousand plunks. Dat’s goin’ some, ain’t it? What’s dat dis side?”

“Twenty thousand pounds.”

“Gee!…Can I help youse wit’ de duds, boss?”

“No, thanks, Spike, I’m through now. You might just give me a brush

down, though. No, not that. That’s a hair-brush. Try the big black

one.”

“Dis is a boid of a dude suit,” observed Spike, pausing in his

labors.

“Glad you like it, Spike. Rather chic, I think.”

“It’s de limit. Excuse me. How much did it set youse back, boss?”

“Something like seven guineas, I believe. I could look up the bill,

and let you know.”

“What’s dat–guineas? Is dat more dan a pound?”

“A shilling more. Why these higher mathematics?”

Spike resumed his brushing.

“What a lot of dude suits youse could git,” he observed

meditatively, “if youse had dem jools!” He became suddenly animated.

He waved the clothes-brush. “Oh, you boss!” he cried. “What’s eatin’

youse? Aw, it’s a shame not to. Come along, you boss! Say, what’s

doin’? Why ain’t youse sittin’ in at de game? Oh, you boss!”

Whatever reply Jimmy might have made to this impassioned appeal was

checked by a sudden bang on the door. Almost simultaneously, the

handle turned.

“Gee!” cried Spike. “It’s de cop!”

Jimmy smiled pleasantly.

“Come in, Mr. McEachern,” he said, “come in. Journeys end in lovers

meeting. You know my friend Mr. Mullins, I think? Shut the door, and

sit down, and let’s talk of many things.”

CHAPTER XIV

CHECK AND A COUNTER MOVE

Mr. McEachern stood in the doorway, breathing heavily. As the result

of a long connection with evil-doers, the ex-policeman was somewhat

prone to harbor suspicions of those round about him, and at the

present moment his mind was aflame. Indeed, a more trusting man

might have been excused for feeling a little doubtful as to the

intentions of Jimmy and Spike. When McEachern had heard that Lord

Dreever had brought home a casual London acquaintance, he had

suspected as a possible drawback to the visit the existence of

hidden motives on the part of the unknown. Lord Dreever, he had

felt, was precisely the sort of youth to whom the professional

bunco-steerer would attach himself with shouts of joy. Never, he had

assured himself, had there been a softer proposition than his

lordship since bunco-steering became a profession. When he found

that the strange visitor was Jimmy Pitt, his suspicions had

increased a thousand-fold.

And when, going to his room to get ready for dinner, he had nearly

run into Spike Mullins in the corridor, his frame of mind had been

that of a man to whom a sudden ray of light reveals the fact that he

is on the brink of a black precipice. Jimmy and Spike had burgled

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