waitin’ fer de sleut’ to come in. ‘Cos den, you see, I’m goin’ to
try an’ get busy before he can see who I am–it’s pretty dark ‘cos
of de storm–an’ jolt him one on de point of de jaw, an’ den, while
he’s down an’ out, chase meself fer de soivants’ hall.”
“Yes?” said Jimmy.
“Well, dis guy, he gits to de door, an’ opens it, an’ I’m just
gittin’ ready fer one sudden boist of speed, when dere jumps out
from de room on de odder side de passage–you know de room–anodder
guy, an’ gits de rapid strangleholt on de foist mug. Say, wouldn’t
dat make youse glad you hadn’t gone to de circus? Honest, it was
better dan Coney Island.”
“Go on. What happened then?”
“Dey falls to scrappin’ good an’ hard. Dey couldn’t see me, an’ I
couldn’t see dem, but I could hear dem bumpin’ about and sluggin’
each other to beat de band. An’, by and by, one of de mugs puts do
odder mug to de bad, so dat he goes down and takes de count; an’ den
I hears a click. An’ I know what dat is. It’s one of de gazebos has
put de irons on de odder gazebo.”
“Call them A, and B.,” suggested Jimmy.
“Den I hears him–de foist mug–strike a light, ‘cos it’s dark dere
‘cos of de storm, an’ den he says, ‘Got youse. have I?’ he says.
‘I’ve had my eye on youse, t’inkin’ youse was up to somet’in’ of dis
kind. I’ve bin watching youse!’ I knew de voice. It’s dat mug what
calls himself Sir Tummas’ vally. An’ de odder–”
Jimmy burst into a roar of laughter.
“Don’t, Spike! This is more than man was meant to stand. Do you mean
to tell me it is my bright, brainy, persevering friend Galer who has
been handcuffed and locked in the coal-cellar?”
Spike grinned broadly.
“Sure, dat’s right,” he said.
“It’s a judgment,” said Jimmy, delightedly. “That’s what it is! No
man has a right to be such a consumate ass as Galer. It isn’t
decent.”
There had been moments when McEachern’s faithful employee had filled
Jimmy with an odd sort of fury, a kind of hurt pride, almost to the
extent of making him wish that he really could have been the
desperado McEachern fancied him. Never in his life before had he sat
still under a challenge, and this espionage had been one. Behind the
clumsy watcher, he had seen always the self-satisfied figure of
McEachern. If there had been anything subtle about the man from
Dodson’s, he could have forgiven him; but there was not. Years of
practise had left Spike with a sort of sixth sense as regarded
representatives of the law. He could pierce the most cunning
disguise. But, in the case of Galer, even Jimmy could detect the
detective.
“Go on,” he said.
Spike proceeded.
“Well, de odder mug, de one down an’ out on de floor wit’ de irons
on–”
“Galer, in fact,” said Jimmy. “Handsome, dashing Galer!”
“Sure. Well, he’s too busy catchin’ up wit’ his breat’ to shoot it
back swift, but, after he’s bin doin’ de deep-breathin’ strut for a
while, he says, ‘You mutt,’ he says, ‘youse is to de bad. You’ve
made a break, you have. Dat’s right. Surest t’ing you know.’ He puts
it different, but dat’s what he means. ‘I’m a sleut’, he says. ‘Take
dese t’ings off!’–meanin’ de irons. Does de odder mug, de vally
gazebo, give him de glad eye? Not so’s you could notice it. He gives
him de merry ha-ha. He says dat dat’s de woist tale dat’s ever bin
handed to him. ‘Tell it to Sweeney!’ he says. ‘I knows youse. Youse
woims yourself into de house as a guest, when youse is really after
de loidy’s jools.’ At dese crool woids, de odder mug, Galer, gits
hot under de collar. ‘I’m a sure-‘nough sleut’,’ he says. ‘I blows
into dis house at de special request of Mr. McEachern, de American
gent.’ De odder mug hands de lemon again. ‘Tell it to de King of
Denmark,’ he says. ‘Dis cop’s de limit. Youse has enough gall fer