THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

itself very firmly on the policeman’s mind–that between England and

the United States there are three thousand miles of deep water. In

the United States, he would be a retired police-captain; in England,

an American gentleman of large and independent means with a

beautiful daughter.

That was the ruling impulse in his life–his daughter Molly. Though,

if he had been a bachelor, he certainly would not have been

satisfied to pursue a humble career aloof from graft, on the other

hand, if it had not been for Molly, he would not have felt, as he

gathered in his dishonest wealth, that he was conducting a sort of

holy war. Ever since his wife had died, in his detective-sergeant

days, leaving him with a year-old daughter, his ambitions had been

inseparably connected with Molly.

All his thoughts were on the future. This New York life was only a

preparation for the splendors to come. He spent not a dollar

unnecessarily. When Molly was home from school, they lived together

simply and quietly in the small house which Molly’s taste made so

comfortable. The neighbors, knowing his profession and seeing the

modest scale on which he lived, told one another that here at any

rate was a policeman whose hands were clean of graft. They did not

know of the stream that poured week by week and year by year into

his bank, to be diverted at intervals into the most profitable

channels. Until the time should come for the great change, economy

was his motto. The expenses of his home were kept within the bounds

of his official salary. All extras went to swell his savings.

He closed his book with a contented sigh, and lighted another cigar.

Cigars were his only personal luxury. He drank nothing, ate the

simplest food, and made a suit of clothes last for quite an unusual

length of time; but no passion for economy could make him deny

himself smoke.

He sat on, thinking. It was very late, but he did not feel ready for

bed. A great moment had arrived in his affairs. For days, Wall

Street had been undergoing one of its periodical fits of jumpiness.

There had been rumors and counter-rumors, until finally from the

confusion there had soared up like a rocket the one particular stock

in which he was most largely interested. He had unloaded that

morning, and the result had left him slightly dizzy. The main point

to which his mind clung was that the time had come at last. He could

make the great change now at any moment that suited him.

He was blowing clouds of smoke and gloating over this fact when the

door opened, admitting a bull-terrier, a bull-dog, and in the wake

of the procession a girl in a kimono and red slippers.

CHAPTER IV

MOLLY

“Why, Molly,” said the policeman, “what are you doing out of bed? I

thought you were asleep.”

He placed a huge arm around her, and drew her to his lap. As she sat

there, his great bulk made her seem smaller than she really was.

With her hair down and her little red slippers dangling half a yard

from the floor, she seemed a child. McEachern, looking at her, found

it hard to realize that nineteen years had passed since the moment

when the doctor’s raised eyebrows had reproved him for his

monosyllabic reception of the news that the baby was a girl.

“Do you know what the time is?” he said. “Two o’clock.”

“Much too late for you to be sitting here smoking,” said Molly,

severely. “How many cigars do you smoke a day? Suppose you had

married someone who wouldn’t let you smoke!”

“Never stop your husband smoking, my dear. That’s a bit of advice

for you when you’re married.”

“I’m never going to marry. I’m going to stop at home, and darn your

socks.”

“I wish you could,” he said, drawing her closer to him. “But one of

these days you’re going to marry a prince. And now run back to bed.

It’s much too late–”

“It’s no good, father dear. I couldn’t get to sleep. I’ve been

trying hard for hours. I’ve counted sheep till I nearly screamed.

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