THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

of the torrent on the parched wood was musical.

Just beyond the gate of Hyde Park, to the right of the road, stands

a cabmen’s shelter. Conversation and emotion had made Lord Dreever

thirsty. He suggested coffee as a suitable conclusion to the night’s

revels.

“I often go in here when I’m up in town,” he said. “The cabbies

don’t mind. They’re sportsmen.”

The shelter was nearly full when they opened the door. It was very

warm inside. A cabman gets so much fresh air in the exercise of his

professional duties that he is apt to avoid it in private life. The

air was heavy with conflicting scents. Fried onions seemed to be

having the best of the struggle for the moment, though plug tobacco

competed gallantly. A keenly analytical nose might also have

detected the presence of steak and coffee.

A dispute seemed to be in progress as they entered.

“You don’t wish you was in Russher,” said a voice.

“Yus, I do wish I wos in Russher,” retorted a shriveled mummy of a

cabman, who was blowing patiently at a saucerful of coffee.

“Why do you wish you was in Russher?” asked the interlocutor,

introducing a Massa Bones and Massa Johnsing touch into the

dialogue.

“Because yer can wade over yer knees in bla-a-a-ad there,” said the

mummy.

“In wot?”

“In bla-a-ad–ruddy bla-a-ad! That’s why I wish I wos in Russher.”

“Cheery cove that,” said Lord Dreever. “I say, can you give us some

coffee?”

“I might try Russia instead of Japan,” said Jimmy, meditatively.

The lethal liquid was brought. Conversation began again. Other

experts gave their views on the internal affairs of Russia. Jimmy

would have enjoyed it more if he had been less sleepy. His back was

wedged comfortably against the wall of the shelter, and the heat of

the room stole into his brain. The voices of the disputants grew

fainter and fainter.

He had almost dozed off when a new voice cut through the murmur and

woke him. It was a voice he knew, and the accent was a familiar

accent.

“Gents! Excuse me.”

He looked up. The mists of sleep shredded away. A ragged youth with

a crop of fiery red hair was standing in the doorway, regarding the

occupants of the shelter with a grin, half-whimsical, half-defiant.

Jimmy recognized him. It was Spike Mullins.

“Excuse me,” said Spike Mullins. “Is dere any gent in dis bunch of

professional beauts wants to give a poor orphan dat suffers from a

painful toist something to drink? Gents is courteously requested not

to speak all in a crowd.”

“Shet that blanky door,” said the mummy cabman, sourly.

“And ‘op it,” added his late opponent. “We don’t want none of your

sort ‘ere.”

“Den you ain’t my long-lost brudders after all,” said the newcomer,

regretfully. “I t’ought youse didn’t look handsome enough for dat.

Good-night to youse, gents.”

“Shet that door, can’t yer, when I’m telling yer!” said the mummy,

with increased asperity.

Spike was reluctantly withdrawing, when Jimmy rose.

“One moment,” he said.

Never in his life had Jimmy failed to stand by a friend in need.

Spike was not, perhaps, exactly a friend, but even an acquaintance

could rely on Jimmy when down in the world. And Spike was manifestly

in that condition.

A look of surprise came into the Bowery Boy’s face, followed by one

of stolid woodenness. He took the sovereign that Jimmy held out to

him with a muttered word of thanks, and shuffled out of the room.

“Can’t see what you wanted to give him anything for,” said Lord

Dreever. “Chap’ll only spend it getting soused.”

“Oh, he reminded me of a man I used to know.”

“Did he? Barnum’s what-is-it, I should think,” said his lordship.

“Shall we be moving?”

CHAPTER X

JIMMY ADOPTS A LAME DOG

A black figure detached itself from the blacker shadows, and

shuffled stealthily to where Jimmy stood on the doorstep.

“That you, Spike?” asked Jimmy.

“Dat’s right, boss.”

“Come on in.”

He led the way up to his rooms, switched on the electric light, and

shut the door. Spike stood blinking at the sudden glare. He twirled

his battered hat in his hands. His red hair shone fiercely.

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