THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

side was so large that the rest of him, his readiness in combat and

his zeal in breaking up public disturbances, might be said to have

been only an off-shoot. For his ambition was as large as his fist

and as aggressive as his jaw. He had entered the force with the

single idea of becoming rich, and had set about achieving his object

with a strenuous vigor that was as irresistible as his mighty

locust-stick. Some policemen are born grafters, some achieve graft,

and some have graft thrust upon them. Mr. McEachern had begun by

being the first, had risen to the second, and for some years now had

been a prominent member of the small and hugely prosperous third

class, the class that does not go out seeking graft, but sits at

home and lets graft come to it.

In his search for wealth, he had been content to abide his time. He

did not want the trifling sum that every New York policeman

acquires. His object was something bigger, and he was prepared to

wait for it. He knew that small beginnings were an annoying but

unavoidable preliminary to all great fortunes. Probably, Captain

Kidd had started in a small way. Certainly, Mr. Rockefeller had. He

was content to follow in the footsteps of the masters.

A patrolman’s opportunities of amassing wealth are not great. Mr.

McEachern had made the best of a bad job. He had not disdained the

dollars that came as single spies rather than in battalions. Until

the time should arrive when he might angle for whales, he was

prepared to catch sprats.

Much may be done, even on a small scale, by perseverance. In those

early days, Mr. McEachern’s observant eye had not failed to notice

certain peddlers who obstructed the traffic, divers tradesmen who

did the same by the side-walk, and of restaurant keepers not a few

with a distaste for closing at one o’clock in the morning. His

researches in this field were not unprofitable. In a reasonably

short space of time, he had put by the three thousand dollars that

were the price of his promotion to detective-sergeant. He did not

like paying three thousand dollars for promotion, but there must be

sinking of capital if an investment is to prosper. Mr. McEachern

“came across,” and climbed one more step up the ladder.

As detective-sergeant, he found his horizon enlarged. There was more

scope for a man of parts. Things moved more rapidly. The world

seemed full of philanthropists, anxious to “dress his front” and do

him other little kindnesses. Mr. McEachern was no churl. He let them

dress his front. He accepted the little kindnesses. Presently, he

found that he had fifteen thousand dollars to spare for any small

flutter that might take his fancy. Singularly enough, this was the

precise sum necessary to make him a captain.

He became a captain. And it was then that he discovered that El

Dorado was no mere poet’s dream, and that Tom Tiddler’s Ground,

where one might stand picking up gold and silver, was as definite a

locality as Brooklyn or the Bronx. At last, after years of patient

waiting, he stood like Moses on the mountain, looking down into the

Promised Land. He had come to where the Big Money was.

The captain was now reading the little note-book wherein he kept a

record of his investments, which were numerous and varied. That the

contents were satisfactory was obvious at a glance. The smile on his

face and the reposeful position of his jaw were proof enough of

that. There were notes relating to house-property, railroad shares,

and a dozen other profitable things. He was a rich man.

This was a fact that was entirely unsuspected by his neighbors, with

whom he maintained somewhat distant relations, accepting no

invitations and giving none. For Mr. McEachern was playing a big

game. Other eminent buccaneers in his walk of life had been content

to be rich men in a community where moderate means were the rule.

But about Mr. McEachern there was a touch of the Napoleonic. He

meant to get into society–and the society he had selected was that

of England. Other people have noted the fact–which had impressed

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