THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

started, as might a man who, stroking a cat, receives a sudden, but

trifling scratch.

“Twenty pounds, eh?” he said, reflectively.

Then, the milk of human kindness swept over displeasure like a tidal

wave. This was a night for rich gifts to the deserving.

“Why, certainly, my boy, certainly. Do you want it at once?”

His lordship replied that he did, please; and he had seldom said

anything more fervently.

“Well, well. We’ll see what we can do. Come with me.”

He led the way to his dressing-room. Like nearly all the rooms at

the castle, it was large. One wall was completely hidden by the

curtain behind which Spike had taken refuge that afternoon.

Sir Thomas went to the dressing-table, and unlocked a small drawer.

“Twenty, you said? Five, ten, fifteen–here you are, my boy.”

Lord Dreever muttered his thanks. Sir Thomas accepted the guttural

acknowledgment with a friendly pat on the shoulder.

“I like a little touch like that,” he said.

His lordship looked startled.

“I wouldn’t have touched you,” he began, “if it hadn’t been–”

“A little touch like that letter-writing,” Sir Thomas went on. “It

shows a warm heart. She is a warm-hearted girl, Spennie. A charming,

warm-hearted girl! You’re uncommonly lucky, my boy.”

His lordship, crackling the four bank-notes, silently agreed with

him.

“But, come, I must be dressing. Dear me, it is very late. We shall

have to hurry. By the way, my boy, I shall take the opportunity of

making a public announcement of the engagement tonight. It will be a

capital occasion for it. I think, perhaps, at the conclusion of the

theatricals, a little speech–something quite impromptu and

informal, just asking them to wish you happiness, and so on. I like

the idea. There is an old-world air about it that appeals to me.

Yes.”

He turned to the dressing-table, and removed his collar.

“Well, run along, my boy,” he said. “You must not be late.” His

lordship tottered from the room.

He did quite an unprecedented amount of thinking as he hurried into

his evening clothes; but the thought occurring most frequently was

that, whatever happened, all was well in one way, at any rate. He

had the twenty pounds. There would be something colossal in the

shape of disturbances when his uncle learned the truth. It would be

the biggest thing since the San Francisco earthquake. But what of

it? He had the money.

He slipped it into his waistcoat-pocket. He would take it down with

him, and pay Hargate directly after dinner.

He left the room. The flutter of a skirt caught his eye as he

reached the landing. A girl was coming down the corridor on the

other side. He waited at the head of the stairs to let her go down

before him. As she came on to the landing, he saw that it was Molly.

For a moment, there was an awkward pause.

“Er–I got your note,” said his lordship.

She looked at him, and then burst out laughing.

“You know, you don’t mind the least little bit,” she said; “not a

scrap. Now, do you?”

“Well, you see–”

“Don’t make excuses! Do you?”

“Well, it’s like this, you see, I–”

He caught her eye. Next moment, they were laughing together.

“No, but look here, you know,” said his lordship. “What I mean is,

it isn’t that I don’t–I mean, look here, there’s no reason why we

shouldn’t be the best of pals.”

“Why, of course, there isn’t.”

“No, really, I say? That’s ripping. Shake hands on it.”

They clasped hands; and it was in this affecting attitude that Sir

Thomas Blunt, bustling downstairs, discovered them.

“Aha!” he cried, archly. “Well, well, well! But don’t mind me, don’t

mind me!”

Molly flushed uncomfortably; partly, because she disliked Sir Thomas

even when he was not arch, and hated him when he was; partly,

because she felt foolish; and, principally, because she was

bewildered. She had not looked forward to meeting Sir Thomas that

night. It was always unpleasant to meet him, but it would be more

unpleasant than usual after she had upset the scheme for which he

had worked so earnestly. She had wondered whether he would be cold

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