THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

and distant, or voluble and heated. In her pessimistic moments, she

had anticipated a long and painful scene. That he should be behaving

like this was not very much short of a miracle. She could not

understand it.

A glance at Lord Dreever enlightened her. That miserable creature

was wearing the air of a timid child about to pull a large cracker.

He seemed to be bracing himself up for an explosion.

She pitied him sincerely. So, he had not told his uncle the news,

yet! Of course, he had scarcely had time. Saunders must have given

him the note as he was going up to dress.

There was, however, no use in prolonging the agony. Sir Thomas must

be told, sooner or later. She was glad of the chance to tell him

herself. She would be able to explain that it was all her doing.

“I’m afraid there’s a mistake,” she said.

“Eh?” said Sir Thomas.

“I’ve been thinking it over, and I came to the conclusion that we

weren’t–well, I broke off the engagement!”

Sir Thomas’ always prominent eyes protruded still further. The color

of his florid face deepened. Suddenly, he chuckled.

Molly looked at him, amazed. Sir Thomas was indeed behaving

unexpectedly to-night.

“I see it,” he wheezed. “You’re having a joke with me! So this is

what you were hatching as I came downstairs! Don’t tell me! If you

had really thrown him over, you wouldn’t have been laughing together

like that. It’s no good, my dear. I might have been taken in, if I

had not seen you, but I did.”

“No, no,” cried Molly. “You’re wrong. You’re quite wrong. When you

saw us, we were just agreeing that we should be very good friends.

That was all. I broke off the engagement before that. I–”

She was aware that his lordship had emitted a hollow croak, but she

took it as his method of endorsing her statement, not as a warning.

“I wrote Lord Dreever a note this evening,” she went on, “telling

him that I couldn’t possibly–”

She broke off in alarm. With the beginning of her last speech, Sir

Thomas had begun to swell, until now he looked as if he were in

imminent danger of bursting. His face was purple. To Molly’s lively

imagination, his eyes appeared to move slowly out of his head, like

a snail’s. From the back of his throat came strange noises.

“S-s-so–” he stammered.

He gulped, and tried again.

“So this,” he said, “so this–! So that was what was in that letter,

eh?”

Lord Dreever, a limp bundle against the banisters, smiled weakly.

“Eh?” yelled Sir Thomas.

His lordship started convulsively.

“Er, yes,” he said, “yes, yes! That was it, don’t you know!”

Sir Thomas eyed his nephew with a baleful stare. Molly looked from

one to the other in bewilderment.

There was a pause, during which Sir Thomas seemed partially to

recover command of himself. Doubts as to the propriety of a family

row in mid-stairs appeared to occur to him. He moved forward.

“Come with me,” he said, with awful curtness.

His lordship followed, bonelessly. Molly watched them go, and

wondered more than ever. There was something behind this. It was not

merely the breaking-off of the engagement that had roused Sir

Thomas. He was not a just man, but he was just enough to be able to

see that the blame was not Lord Dreever’s. There had been something

more. She was puzzled.

In the hall, Saunders was standing, weapon in hand, about to beat

the gong.

“Not yet,” snapped Sir Thomas. “Wait!”

Dinner had been ordered especially early that night because of the

theatricals. The necessity for strict punctuality had been straitly

enjoined upon Saunders. At some inconvenience, he had ensured strict

punctuality. And now–But we all have our cross to bear in this

world. Saunders bowed with dignified resignation.

Sir Thomas led the way into his study.

“Be so good as to close the door,” he said.

His lordship was so good.

Sir Thomas backed to the mantelpiece, and stood there in the

attitude which for generations has been sacred to the elderly

Briton, feet well apart, hands clasped beneath his coat-tails. His

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