THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

tell, anyway?”

“Will you deny that you were a crook in New York?”

“I will. I was nothing of the kind.”

“What?”

“If you’ll listen, I can explain–”

“Explain!” The other’s voice rose again. “You talk about explaining,

you scum, when I caught you in my own parlor at three in the

morning–you–”

The smile faded from Jimmy’s face.

“Half a minute,” he said. It might be that the ideal course would be

to let the storm expend itself, and then to explain quietly the

whole matter of Arthur Mifflin and the bet that had led to his one

excursion into burglary; but he doubted it. Things–including his

temper–had got beyond the stage of quiet explanations. McEachern

would most certainly disbelieve his story. What would happen after

that he did not know. A scene, probably: a melodramatic

denunciation, at the worst, before the other guests; at the best,

before Sir Thomas alone. He saw nothing but chaos beyond that. His

story was thin to a degree, unless backed by witnesses, and his

witnesses were three thousand miles away. Worse, he had not been

alone in the policeman’s parlor. A man who is burgling a house for a

bet does not usually do it in the company of a professional burglar,

well known to the police.

No, quiet explanations must be postponed. They could do no good, and

would probably lead to his spending the night and the next few

nights at the local police-station. And, even if he were spared that

fate, it was certain that he would have to leave the castle–leave

the castle and Molly!

He jumped up. The thought had stung him.

“One moment,” he said.

McEachern stopped.

“Well?”

“You’re going to tell them that?” asked Jimmy.

“I am.”

Jimmy walked up to him.

“Are you also going to tell them why you didn’t have me arrested

that night?” he said.

McEachern started. Jimmy planted himself in front of him, and glared

up into his face. It would have been hard to say which of the two

was the angrier. The policeman was flushed, and the veins stood out

on his forehead. Jimmy was in a white heat of rage. He had turned

very pale, and his muscles were quivering. Jimmy in this mood had

once cleared a Los Angeles bar-room with the leg of a chair in the

space of two and a quarter minutes by the clock.

“Are you?” he demanded. “Are you?”

McEachern’s hand, hanging at his side, lifted itself hesitatingly.

The fingers brushed against Jimmy’s shoulder.

Jimmy’s lip twitched.

“Yes,” he said, “do it! Do it, and see what happens. By God, if you

put a hand on me, I’ll finish you. Do you think you can bully me? Do

you think I care for your size?”

McEachern dropped his hand. For the first time in his life, he had

met a man who, instinct told him, was his match and more. He stepped

back a pace.

Jimmy put his hands in his pockets, and turned away. He walked to

the mantelpiece, and leaned his back against it.

“You haven’t answered my question,” he said. “Perhaps, you can’t?”

McEachern was wiping his forehead, and breathing quickly.

“If you like,” said Jimmy, “we’ll go down to the drawing-room now,

and you shall tell your story, and I’ll tell mine. I wonder which

they will think the more interesting. Damn you,” he went on, his

anger rising once more, “what do you mean by it? You come into my

room, and bluster, and talk big about exposing crooks. What do you

call yourself, I wonder? Do you realize what you are? Why, poor

Spike’s an angel compared with you. He did take chances. He wasn’t

in a position of trust. You–”

He stopped.

“Hadn’t you better get out of here, don’t you think?” he said,

curtly.

Without a word, McEachern walked to the door, and went out.

Jimmy dropped into a chair with a deep breath. He took up his

cigarette-case, but before he could light a match the gong sounded

from the distance.

He rose, and laughed rather shakily. He felt limp. “As an effort at

conciliating papa,” he said, “I’m afraid that wasn’t much of a

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