THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

generalship altogether. Spennie Dreever may be cited as a typical

novice. It did not strike him that inquiries might be instituted by

Sir Thomas, when he found the money gone, and that suspicion might

conceivably fall upon himself. Courage may be born of champagne, but

rarely prudence.

The theatricals began at half-past eight with a duologue. The

audience had been hustled into their seats, happier than is usual in

such circumstances, owing to the rumor which had been circulated

that the proceedings were to terminate with an informal dance. The

castle was singularly well constructed for such a purpose. There was

plenty of room, and a sufficiency of retreat for those who sat out,

in addition to a conservatory large enough to have married off half

the couples in the county.

Spennie’s idea had been to establish an alibi by mingling with the

throng for a few minutes, and then to get through his burglarious

specialty during the duologue, when his absence would not be

noticed. It might be that, if he disappeared later in the evening,

people would wonder what had become of him.

He lurked about until the last of the audience had taken their

seats. As he was moving off through the hall, a hand fell upon his

shoulder. Conscience makes cowards of us all. Spennie bit his tongue

and leaped three inches into the air.

“Hello, Charteris!” he said, gaspingly.

Charteris appeared to be in a somewhat overwrought condition.

Rehearsals had turned him into a pessimist, and, now that the actual

moment of production had arrived, his nerves were in a thoroughly

jumpy condition, especially as the duologue was to begin in two

minutes and the obliging person who had undertaken to prompt had

disappeared.

“Spennie,” said Charteris, “where are you off to?”

“What–what do you mean? I was just going upstairs.”

“No, you don’t. You’ve got to come and prompt. That devil Blake has

vanished. I’ll wring his neck! Come along.”

Spennie went, reluctantly. Half-way through the duologue, the

official prompter returned with the remark that he had been having a

bit of a smoke on the terrace, and that his watch had gone wrong.

Leaving him to discuss the point with Charteris, Spennie slipped

quietly away.

The delay, however, had had the effect of counteracting the

uplifting effects of the Mumm’s. The British Lion required a fresh

fillip. He went to his room to administer it. By the time he

emerged, he was feeling just right for the task in hand. A momentary

doubt occurred to him as to whether it would not be a good thing to

go down and pull Sir Thomas’ nose as a preliminary to the

proceedings; but he put the temptation aside. Business before

pleasure.

With a jaunty, if somewhat unsteady, step, he climbed the stairs to

the floor above, and made his way down the corridor to Sir Thomas’s

room. He switched on the light, and went to the dressing-table. The

drawer was locked, but in his present mood Spennie, like Love,

laughed at locksmiths. He grasped the handle, and threw his weight

into a sudden tug. The drawer came out with a report like a pistol-

shot.

“There!” said his lordship, wagging his head severely.

In the drawer lay the four bank-notes. The sight of them brought

back his grievance with a rush. He would teach Sir Thomas to treat

him like a kid! He would show him!

He was removing the notes, frowning fiercely the while, when he

heard a cry of surprise from behind him.

He turned, to see Molly. She was still dressed in the evening gown

she had worn at dinner; and her eyes were round with wonder. A few

moments earlier, as she was seeking her room in order to change her

costume for the theatricals, she had almost reached the end of the

corridor that led to the landing, when she observed his lordship,

flushed of face and moving like some restive charger, come

curvetting out of his bedroom in a dazzling suit of tweeds, and make

his way upstairs. Ever since their mutual encounter with Sir Thomas

before dinner, she had been hoping for a chance of seeing Spennie

alone. She had not failed to notice his depression during the meal,

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