THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

Imagination boggled at the prospect. In the summer and autumn, when

there was shooting, his lordship was not indisposed to a stay at the

home of his fathers. But all the year round! Better a broken heart

inside the radius than a sound one in the country in the winter.

“But, by gad!” mused his lordship; “if I had as much as a couple–

yes, dash it, even a couple of thousand a year, I’d chance it, and

ask Katie to marry me, dashed if I wouldn’t!”

He walked on, drawing thoughtfully at his cigarette. The more he

reviewed the situation, the less he liked it. There was only one

bright spot in it, and this was the feeling that now money must

surely get a shade less tight. Extracting the precious ore from Sir

Thomas hitherto had been like pulling back-teeth out of a bull-dog.

But, now, on the strength of this infernal engagement, surely the

uncle might reasonably be expected to scatter largesse to some

extent.

His lordship was just wondering whether, if approached in a softened

mood, the other might not disgorge something quite big, when a

large, warm rain-drop fell on his hand. From the bushes round about

came an ever increasing patter. The sky was leaden.

He looked round him for shelter. He had reached the rose-garden in

the course of his perambulations. At the far end was a summerhouse.

He turned up his coat-collar, and ran.

As he drew near, he heard a slow and dirge-like whistling proceeding

from the interior. Plunging in out of breath, just as the deluge

began, he found Hargate seated at the little wooden table with an

earnest expression on his face. The table was covered with cards.

Hargate had not yet been compelled to sprain his wrist, having

adopted the alternative of merely refusing invitations to play

billiards.

“Hello, Hargate,” said his lordship. “Isn’t it coming down, by

Jove!”

Hargate glanced up, nodded without speaking, and turned his

attention to the cards once more. He took one from the pack in his

left hand, looked at it, hesitated for a moment, as if doubtful

whereabouts on the table it would produce the most artistic effect;

and finally put it face upward. Then, he moved another card from the

table, and put it on top of the other one. Throughout the

performance, he whistled painfully.

His lordship regarded his guest with annoyance.

“That looks frightfully exciting,” he said, disparagingly. “What are

you playing at? Patience?”

Hargate nodded again, this time without looking up.

“Oh, don’t sit there looking like a frog,” said Lord Dreever,

irritably. “Talk, man.”

Hargate gathered up the cards, and proceeded to shuffle them in a

meditative manner, whistling the while.

“Oh, stop it!” said his lordship.

Hargate nodded, and obediently put down the deck.

“Look here.” said Lord Dreever, “this is boring me stiff. Let’s have

a game of something. Anything to pass away the time. Curse this

rain! We shall be cooped up here till dinner at this rate. Ever

played picquet? I could teach it you in five minutes.”

A look almost of awe came into Hargate’s face, the look of one who

sees a miracle performed before his eyes. For years, he had been

using all the large stock of diplomacy at his command to induce

callow youths to play picquet with him, and here was this–admirable

young man, this pearl among young men, positively offering to teach

him the game. It was too much happiness. What had he done to deserve

this? He felt as a toil-worn lion might feel if some antelope,

instead of making its customary bee-line for the horizon, were to

trot up and insert its head between his jaws.

“I–I shouldn’t mind being shown the idea,” he said.

He listened attentively while Lord Dreever explained at some length

the principles that govern the game of picquet. Every now and then,

he asked a question. It was evident that he was beginning to grasp

the idea of the game.

“What exactly is re-piquing?” he asked, as his, lordship paused.

“It’s like this,” said his lordship, returning to his lecture.

“Yes, I see now,” said the neophyte.

They began playing. Lord Dreever, as was only to be expected in a

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