THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

“No, I’ll walk,” said Jimmy. “I’d rather. I want a bit of exercise.

Which way do I go?”

“Frightfully good of you, old chap,” said Lord Dreever. “Sure you

don’t mind? I do bar walking. Right-ho! You keep straight on.”

He sat down in the tonneau by his aunt’s side. The last Jimmy saw

was a hasty vision of him engaged in earnest conversation with Lady

Julia. He did not seem to be enjoying himself. Nobody is at his best

in conversation with a lady whom he knows to be possessed of a firm

belief in the weakness of his intellect. A prolonged conversation

with Lady Julia always made Lord Dreever feel as if he were being

tied into knots.

Jimmy watched them out of sight, and started to follow at a

leisurely pace. It certainly was an ideal afternoon for a country

walk. The sun was just hesitating whether to treat the time as

afternoon or evening. Eventually, it decided that it was evening,

and moderated its beams. After London, the country was deliciously

fresh and cool. Jimmy felt an unwonted content. It seemed to him

just then that the only thing worth doing in the world was to settle

down somewhere with three acres and a cow, and become pastoral.

There was a marked lack of traffic on the road. Once he met a cart,

and once a flock of sheep with a friendly dog. Sometimes, a rabbit

would dash out into the road, stop to listen, and dart into the

opposite hedge, all hind-legs and white scut. But, except for these,

he was alone in the world.

And, gradually, there began to be borne in upon him the conviction

that he had lost his way.

It is difficult to judge distance when one is walking, but it

certainly seemed to Jimmy that he must have covered five miles by

this time. He must have mistaken the way. He had doubtless come

straight. He could not have come straighter. On the other hand, it

would be quite in keeping with the cheap substitute which served the

Earl of Dreever in place of a mind that he should have forgotten to

mention some important turning. Jimmy sat down by the roadside.

As he sat, there came to him from down the road the sound of a

horse’s feet, trotting. He got up. Here was somebody at last who

would direct him.

The sound came nearer. The horse turned the corner; and Jimmy saw

with surprise that it bore no rider.

“Hullo?” he said. “Accident? And, by Jove, a side-saddle!”

The curious part of it was that the horse appeared in no way a wild

horse. It gave the impression of being out for a little trot on its

own account, a sort of equine constitutional.

Jimmy stopped the horse, and led it back the way it had come. As he

turned the bend in the road, he saw a girl in a riding-habit running

toward him. She stopped running when she caught sight of him, and

slowed down to a walk.

“Thank you ever so much,” she said, taking the reins from him.

“Dandy, you naughty old thing! I got off to pick up my crop, and he

ran away.”

Jimmy looked at her flushed, smiling face, and stood staring.

It was Molly McEachern.

CHAPTER XII

MAKING A START

Self-possession was one of Jimmy’s leading characteristics, but for

the moment he found himself speechless. This girl had been occupying

his thoughts for so long that–in his mind–he had grown very

intimate with her. It was something of a shock to come suddenly out

of his dreams, and face the fact that she was in reality practically

a stranger. He felt as one might with a friend whose memory has been

wiped out. It went against the grain to have to begin again from the

beginning after all the time they had been together.

A curious constraint fell upon him.

“Why, how do you do, Mr. Pitt?” she said, holding out her hand.

Jimmy began to feel better. It was something that she remembered his

name.

“It’s like meeting somebody out of a dream,” said Molly. “I have

sometimes wondered if you were real. Everything that happened that

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