THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

pinching the stuff, either. If you had only listened when he tried

to tell you, you mightn’t be in such a frightful hole. He was

putting the things back, as he said. I know all about it. Well,

what’s the answer?”

For a moment, Sir Thomas seemed on the point of refusal. But, just

as he was about to speak, his lordship opened the door, and at the

movement he collapsed again.

“I will,” he cried. “I will!”

“Good,” said his lordship with satisfaction. “That’s a bargain.

Coming downstairs, Pitt, old man? We shall be wanted on the stage in

about half a minute.”

“As an antidote to stage fright,” said Jimmy, as they went along the

corridor, “little discussions of that kind may be highly

recommended. I shouldn’t mind betting that you feel fit for

anything?”

“I feel like a two-year-old,” assented his lordship,

enthusiastically. “I’ve forgotten all my part, but I don’t care.

I’ll just go on and talk to them.”

“That,” said Jimmy, “is the right spirit. Charteris will get heart-

disease, but it’s the right spirit. A little more of that sort of

thing, and amateur theatricals would be worth listening to. Step

lively, Roscius; the stage waits.”

CHAPTER XXVIII

SPENNIE’S HOUR OF CLEAR VISION

Mr. McEachern sat in the billiard-room, smoking. He was alone. From

where he sat, he could hear distant strains of music. The more

rigorous portion of the evening’s entertainment, the theatricals,

was over, and the nobility and gentry, having done their duty by

sitting through the performance, were now enjoying themselves in the

ballroom. Everybody was happy. The play had been quite as successful

as the usual amateur performance. The prompter had made himself a

great favorite from the start, his series of duets with Spennie

having been especially admired; and Jimmy, as became an old

professional, had played his part with great finish and certainty of

touch, though, like the bloodhounds in “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” on the

road, he had had poor support. But the audience bore no malice. No

collection of individuals is less vindictive than an audience at

amateur theatricals. It was all over now. Charteris had literally

gibbered in the presence of eye-witnesses at one point in the second

act, when Spennie, by giving a wrong cue, had jerked the play

abruptly into act three, where his colleagues, dimly suspecting

something wrong, but not knowing what it was, had kept it for two

minutes, to the mystification of the audience. But, now Charteris

had begun to forget. As he two-stepped down the room, the lines of

agony on his face were softened. He even smiled.

As for Spennie, the brilliance of his happy grin dazzled all

beholders.

He was still wearing it when he invaded the solitude of Mr.

McEachern. In every dance, however greatly he may be enjoying it,

there comes a time when a man needs a meditative cigarette apart

from the throng. It came to Spennie after the seventh item on the

program. The billiard-room struck him as admirably suitable in every

way. It was not likely to be used as a sitting-out place, and it was

near enough to the ball-room to enable him to hear when the music of

item number nine should begin.

Mr. McEachern welcomed his visitor. In the turmoil following the

theatricals, he had been unable to get a word with any of the

persons with whom he most wished to speak. He had been surprised

that no announcement of the engagement had been made at the end of

the performance. Spennie would be able to supply him with

information as to when the announcement might be expected.

Spennie hesitated for an instant when he saw who was in the room. He

was not over-anxious for a tete-a-tete with Molly’s father just

then. But, re-fleeting that, after all, he was not to blame for

any disappointment that might be troubling the other, he switched on

his grin again, and walked in.

“Came in for a smoke,” he explained, by way of opening the

conversation. “Not dancing the next.”

“Come in, my boy, come in,” said Mr. McEachern. “I was waiting to

see you.”

Spennie regretted his entrance. He had supposed that the other had

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