THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

I needed somebody to look after my things, and Spike can do it as

well as anybody else.”

“I see. Not bad my spotting him, was it? Well, I must be off. Good-

bye. Two-fifteen at Paddington. Meet you there. Take a ticket for

Dreever if you’re there before me.”

“Eight. Good-bye.”

Jimmy returned to the dining-room. Spike, who was examining as much

as he could of himself in the glass, turned round with his wonted

grin.

“Say, who’s de gazebo, boss? Ain’t he de mug youse was wit’ last

night?”

“That’s the man. We’re going down with him to the country to-day,

Spike, so be ready.”

“On your way, boss. What’s dat?”

“He has invited us to his country house, and we’re going.”

“What? Bot’of us?”

“Yes. I told him you were my servant. I hope you aren’t offended.”

“Nit. What’s dere to be raw about, boss?”

“That’s all right. Well, we’d better be packing. We have to be at

the station at two.”

“Sure.”

“And, Spike!”

“Yes, boss?”

“Did you get any other clothes besides what you’ve got on?”

“Nit. What do I want wit more dan one dude suit?”

“I approve of your rugged simplicity,” said Jimmy, “but what you’re

wearing is a town suit. Excellent for the Park or the Marchioness’s

Thursday crush, but essentially metropolitan. You must get something

else for the country, something dark and quiet. I’ll come and help

you choose it, now.”

“Why, won’t dis go in de country?”

“Not on your life, Spike. It would unsettle the rustic mind. They’re

fearfully particular about that sort of thing in England.”

“Dey’s to de bad,” said the baffled disciple of Beau Brummel, with

deep discontent.

“And there’s just one more thing, Spike. I know you’ll excuse my

mentioning it. When we’re at Dreever Castle, you will find yourself

within reach of a good deal of silver and other things. Would it be

too much to ask you to forget your professional instincts? I

mentioned this before in a general sort of way, but this is a

particular case.”

“Ain’t I to get busy at all, den?” queried Spike.

“Not so much as a salt-spoon,” said Jimmy, firmly. “Now, we’ll

whistle a cab, and go and choose you some more clothes.”

Accompanied by Spike, who came within an ace of looking almost

respectable in new blue serge (“Small Gent’s”–off the peg), Jimmy

arrived at Paddington Station with a quarter of an hour to spare.

Lord Dreever appeared ten minutes later, accompanied by a man of

about Jimmy’s age. He was tall and thin, with cold eyes and tight,

thin lips. His clothes fitted him in the way clothes do fit one man

in a thousand. They were the best part of him. His general

appearance gave one the idea that his meals did him little good, and

his meditations rather less. He had practically no conversation.

This was Lord Dreever’s friend, Hargate. Lord Dreever made the

introductions; but, even as they shook hands, Jimmy had an

impression that he had seen the man before. Yet, where or in what

circumstances he could not remember. Hargate appeared to have no

recollection of him, so he did not mention the matter. A man who has

led a wandering life often sees faces that come back to him later

on, absolutely detatched from their context. He might merely have

passed Lord Dreever’s friend on the street. But Jimmy had an idea

that the other had figured in some episode which at the moment had

had an importance. What that episode was had escaped him. He

dismissed the thing from his mind. It was not worth harrying his

memory about.

Judicious tipping secured the three a compartment to themselves.

Hargate, having read the evening paper, went to sleep in the far

corner. Jimmy and Lord Dreever, who sat opposite each other, fell

into a desultory conversation.

After awhile, Lord Dreever’s remarks took a somewhat intimate turn.

Jimmy was one of those men whose manner invites confidences. His

lordship began to unburden his soul of certain facts relating to the

family.

“Have you ever met my Uncle Thomas?” he inquired. “You know Blunt’s

Stores? Well, he’s Blunt. It’s a company now, but he still runs it.

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