THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

might otherwise have been a trying interview. He was aware from the

first that Sir Thomas would not believe in the purity of his

motives; but he was convinced that the knight would be satisfied to

secure his silence on the subject of the paste necklace at any

price. He had looked forward to baffled rage, furious denunciation,

and a dozen other expressions of emotion, but certainly not to

collapse of this kind.

The other had begun to make strange, gurgling noises.

“Mind you,” said Jimmy, “it’s a very good imitation. I’ll say that

for it. I didn’t suspect it till I had the thing in my hands.

Looking at it–even quite close–I was taken in for a moment.”

Sir Thomas swallowed nervously.

“How did you know?” he muttered.

Again, Jimmy was surprised. He had expected indignant denials and

demands for proof, excited reiteration of the statement that the

stones had cost twenty thousand pounds.

“How did I know?” he repeated. “If you mean what first made me

suspect, I couldn’t tell you. It might have been one of a score of

things. A jeweler can’t say exactly how he gets on the track of fake

stones. He can feel them. He can almost smell them. I worked with a

jeweler once. That’s how I got my knowledge of jewels. But, if you

mean, can I prove what I say about this necklace, that’s easy.

There’s no deception. It’s simple. See here. These stones are

supposed to be diamonds. Well, the diamond is the hardest stone in

existence. Nothing will scratch it. Now, I’ve got a little ruby, out

of a college pin, which I know is genuine. By rights, then, that

ruby ought not to have scratched these stones. You follow that? But

it did. It scratched two of them, the only two I tried. If you like,

I can continue the experiment. But there’s no need. I can tell you

right now what these stones are, I said they were paste, but that

wasn’t quite accurate. They’re a stuff called white jargoon. It’s a

stuff that’s very easily faked. You work it with the flame of a

blow-pipe. You don’t want a full description, I suppose? Anyway,

what happens is that the blow-pipe sets it up like a tonic. Gives it

increased specific gravity and a healthy complexion and all sorts of

great things of that kind. Two minutes in the flame of a blow-pipe

is like a week at the seashore to a bit of white jargoon. Are you

satisfied? If it comes to that, I guess you can hardly be expected

to be. Convinced is a better word. Are you convinced, or do you

hanker after tests like polarized light and refracting liquids?”

Sir Thomas had staggered to a chair.

“So, that was how you knew!” he said.

“That was–” began Jimmy, when a sudden suspicion flashed across his

mind. He scrutinized Sir Thomas’ pallid face keenly.

“Did you know?” he asked.

He wondered that the possibility had not occurred to him earlier.

This would account for much that had puzzled him in the other’s

reception of the news. He had supposed, vaguely, without troubling

to go far into the probabilities of such a thing, that the necklace

which Spike had brought to him had been substituted for the genuine

diamonds by a thief. Such things happened frequently, he knew. But,

remembering what Molly had told him of the care which Sir Thomas

took of this particular necklace, and the frequency with which Lady

Julia wore it, he did not see how such a substitution could have

been effected. There had been no chance of anybody’s obtaining

access to these stones for the necessary length of time.

“By George, I believe you did!” he cried. “You must have! So, that’s

how it happened, is it? I don’t wonder it was a shock when I said I

knew about the necklace.”

“Mr. Pitt!”

“Well?”

“I have something to say to you.”

“I’m listening.”

Sir Thomas tried to rally. There was a touch of the old pomposity in

his manner when he spoke.

“Mr. Pitt, I find you in an unpleasant position–”

Jimmy interrupted.

“Don’t you worry about my unpleasant position,” he said. “Fix your

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