THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

stare raked Lord Dreever like a searchlight.

“Now, sir!” he said.

His lordship wilted before the gaze.

“The fact is, uncle–”

“Never mind the facts. I know them! What I require is an

explanation.”

He spread his feet further apart. The years had rolled back, and he

was plain Thomas Blunt again, of Blunt’s Stores, dealing with an

erring employee.

“You know what I mean,” he went on. “I am not referring to the

breaking-off of the engagement. What I insist upon learning is your

reason for failing to inform me earlier of the contents of that

letter.”

His lordship said that somehow, don’t you know, there didn’t seem to

be a chance, you know. He had several times been on the point–but–

well, some-how–well, that’s how it was.

“No chance?” cried Sir Thomas. “Indeed! Why did you require that

money I gave you?”

“Oh, er–I wanted it for something.”

“Very possibly. For what?”

“I–the fact is, I owed it to a fellow.”

“Ha! How did you come to owe it?”

His lordship shuffled.

“You have been gambling,” boomed Sit Thomas “Am I right?”

“No, no. I say, no, no. It wasn’t gambling. It was a game of skill.

We were playing picquet.”

“Kindly refrain from quibbling. You lost this money at cards, then,

as I supposed. Just so.”

He widened the space between his feet. He intensified his glare. He

might have been posing to an illustrator of “Pilgrim’s Progress” for

a picture of “Apollyon straddling right across the way.”

“So,” he said, “you deliberately concealed from me the contents of

that letter in order that you might extract money from me under

false pretenses? Don’t speak!” His lordship had gurgled, “You did!

Your behavior was that of a–of a–”

There was a very fair selection of evil-doers in all branches of

business from which to choose. He gave the preference to the race-

track.

“–of a common welsher,” he concluded. “But I won’t put up with it.

No, not for an instant! I insist upon your returning that money to

me here and now. If you have not got it with you, go and fetch it.”

His lordship’s face betrayed the deepest consternation. He had been

prepared for much, but not for this. That he would have to undergo

what in his school-days he would have called “a jaw” was

inevitable, and he had been ready to go through with it. It might hurt

his feelings, possibly, but it would leave his purse intact. A

ghastly development of this kind he had not foreseen.

“But, I say, uncle!” he bleated.

Sir Thomas silenced him with a grand gesture.

Ruefully, his lordship produced his little all. Sir Thomas took it

with a snort, and went to the door.

Saunders was still brooding statuesquely over the gong.

“Sound it!” said Sir Thomas.

Saunders obeyed him, with the air of an unleashed hound.

“And now,” said Sir Thomas, “go to my dressing-room, and place these

notes in the small drawer of the table.”

The butler’s calm, expressionless, yet withal observant eye took in

at a glance the signs of trouble. Neither the inflated air of Sir

Thomas nor the punctured-balloon bearing of Lord Dreever escaped

him.

“Something h’up,” he said to his immortal soul, as he moved

upstairs. “Been a fair old, rare old row, seems to me!”

He reserved his more polished periods for use in public. In

conversation with his immortal soul, he was wont to unbend somewhat.

CHAPTER XXIV

THE TREASURE SEEKER

Gloom wrapped his lordship about, during dinner, as with a garment.

He owed twenty pounds. His assets amounted to seven shillings and

four-pence. He thought, and thought again. Quite an intellectual

pallor began to appear on his normally pink cheeks. Saunders,

silently sympathetic–he hated Sir Thomas as an interloper, and

entertained for his lordship, under whose father also he had served,

a sort of paternal fondness–was ever at his elbow with the magic

bottle; and to Spennie, emptying and re-emptying his glass almost

mechanically, wine, the healer, brought an idea. To obtain twenty

pounds from any one person of his acquaintance was impossible. To

divide the twenty by four, and persuade a generous quartette to

contribute five pounds apiece was more feasible.

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