THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

herself. She wants a chap with the same amount of go in him that

she’s got.”

He lighted another cigarette. He was feeling pleased with himself.

Never before had ideas marshaled themselves in his mind in such long

and well-ordered ranks. He felt that he could go on talking like

this all night. He was getting brainier every minute. He remembered

reading in some book somewhere of a girl (or chappie) who had had

her (or his) “hour of clear vision.” This was precisely what had

happened now. Whether it was owing to the excitement of what had

taken place that night, or because he had been keying up his

thinking powers with excellent dry champagne, he did not know. All

he knew was that he felt on top of his subject. He wished he had had

a larger audience.

“A girl like Miss McEachern doesn’t want any of that hair-stroking

business. She’d simply laugh at a feller if he asked for it. She

needs a chappie of the get-on-or-get-out type, somebody in the six

cylinder class. And, as a matter of fact, between ourselves, I

rather think she’s found him.”

“What!”

Mr. McEachern half rose from his chair. All his old fears had come

surging back.

“What do you mean?”

“Fact,” said his lordship, nodding. “Mind you, I don’t know for

certain. As the girl says in the song, I don’t know, but I guess.

What I mean to say is, they seemed jolly friendly, and all that;

calling each other by their first names, and so on.”

“Who–?”

“Pitt,” said his lordship. He was leaning back, blowing a smoke-ring

at the moment, so he did not see the look on the other’s face and

the sudden grip of the fingers on the arms of the chair. He went on

with some enthusiasm.

“Jimmy Pitt!” he said. “Now, there’s a feller! Full of oats to the

brim, and fairly bursting with go and energy. A girl wouldn’t have a

dull moment with a chap like that. You know,” he proceeded

confidently, “there’s a lot in this idea of affinities. Take my word

for it, dear old–sir. There’s a girl up in London, for instance.

Now, she and I hit it off most amazingly. There’s hardly a thing we

don’t think alike about. For instance, ‘The Merry Widow’ didn’t make

a bit of a hit with her. Nor did it with me. Yet, look at the

millions of people who raved about it. And neither of us likes

oysters. We’re affinities–that’s why. You see the same sort of

thing all over the place. It’s a jolly queer business. Sometimes,

makes me believe in re-in-what’s-it’s-name. You know what I mean.

All that in the poem, you know. How does it go? ‘When you were a

tiddley-om-pom, and I was a thingummajig.’ Dashed brainy bit of

work. I was reading it only the other day. Well, what I mean to say

is, it’s my belief that Jimmy Pitt and Miss McEachern are by way of

being something in that line. Doesn’t it strike you that they are

just the sort to get on together? You can see it with half an eye.

You can’t help liking a feller like Jimmy Pitt. He’s a sport! I wish

I could tell you some of the things he’s done, but I can’t, for

reasons. But you can take it from me, he’s a sport. You ought to

cultivate him. You’d like him … Oh, dash it, there’s the music. I

must be off. Got to dance this one.”

He rose from his chair, and dropped his cigarette into the ash-tray.

“So long,” he said, with a friendly nod. “Wish I could stop, but

it’s no go. That’s the last let-up I shall have to-night.”

He went out, leaving Mr. McEachern a prey to many and varied

emotions.

CHAPTER XXIX

THE LAST ROUND

He had only been gone a few minutes when Mr. McEachern’s meditations

were again interrupted. This time, the visitor was a stranger to

him, a dark-faced, clean-shaven man. He did not wear evening

clothes, so could not be one of the guests; and Mr. McEachern could

not place him immediately. Then, he remembered. He had seen him in

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