THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

a nicety by one John, the Chaplain (evidently one of those sporting

parsons), this warrior retired, done to a turn, to his mountain

fastnesses, and was never heard of again. He would seem, however, to

have passed the word around among his friends, for subsequent

raiding parties studiously avoided the castle, and a peasant who had

succeeded in crossing its threshold was for the future considered to

he “home” and out of the game.

Such was the Dreever of old. In later days, the Welshman having

calmed down considerably, it had lost its militant character. The

old walls still stood, gray, menacing and unchanged, hut they were

the only link with the past. The castle was now a very comfortable

country-house, nominally ruled over by Hildebrand Spencer Poynt de

Burgh John Hannasyde Coombe-Crombie, twelfth Earl of Dreever

(“Spennie” to his relatives and intimates), a light-haired young

gentleman of twenty-four, but in reality the possession of his uncle

and aunt, Sir Thomas and Lady Julia Blunt.

Lord Dreever’s position was one of some embarrassment. At no point

in their history had the Dreevers been what one might call a

parsimonious family. If a chance presented itself of losing money in

a particularly wild and futile manner, the Dreever of the period had

invariably sprung at it with the vim of an energetic blood-hound.

The South Sea Bubble absorbed two hundred thousand pounds of good

Dreever money, and the remainder of the family fortune was

squandered to the ultimate penny by the sportive gentleman who held

the title in the days of the Regency, when Watier’s and the Cocoa

Tree were in their prime, and fortunes had a habit of disappearing

in a single evening. When Spennie became Earl of Dreever, there was

about one dollar and thirty cents in the family coffers.

This is the point at which Sir Thomas Blunt breaks into Dreever

history. Sir Thomas was a small, pink, fussy, obstinate man with a

genius for trade and the ambition of an Alexander the Great;

probably one of the finest and most complete specimens of the came-

over-Waterloo-Bridge-with-half-a crown-in-my-pocket-and-now-look-at-

me class of millionaires in existence. He had started almost

literally with nothing. By carefully excluding from his mind every

thought except that of making money, he had risen in the world with

a gruesome persistence which nothing could check. At the age of

fifty-one, he was chairman of Blunt’s Stores, L’t’d, a member of

Parliament (silent as a wax figure, but a great comfort to the party

by virtue of liberal contributions to its funds), and a knight. This

was good, but he aimed still higher; and, meeting Spennie’s aunt,

Lady Julia Coombe-Crombie, just at the moment when, financially, the

Dreevers were at their lowest ebb, he had effected a very

satisfactory deal by marrying her, thereby becoming, as one might

say, Chairman of Dreever, L’t’d. Until Spennie should marry money,

an act on which his chairman vehemently insisted, Sir Thomas held

the purse, and except in minor matters ordered by his wife, of whom

he stood in uneasy awe, had things entirely his own way.

One afternoon, a little over a year after the events recorded in the

preceding chapter, Sir Thomas was in his private room, looking out

of the window, from which the view was very beautiful. The castle

stood on a hill, the lower portion of which, between the house and

the lake, had been cut into broad terraces. The lake itself and its

island with the little boat-house in the center gave a glimpse of

fairyland.

But it was not altogether the beauty of the view that had drawn Sir

Thomas to the window. He was looking at it chiefly because the

position enabled him to avoid his wife’s eye; and just at the moment

be was rather anxious to avoid his wife’s eye. A somewhat stormy

board-meeting was in progress, and Lady Julia, who constituted the

board of directors, had been heckling the chairman. The point under

discussion was one of etiquette, and in matters of etiquette Sir

Thomas felt himself at a disadvantage.

“I tell you, my dear,” he said to the window, “I am not easy in my

mind.”

“Nonsense,” snapped Lady Julia; “absurd–ridiculous!”

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