THE INTRUSION OF JIMMY BY P.G. WODEHOUSE

him for years. I was at college with him. He hasn’t got my

brilliance of intellect; but he has some wonderfully fine qualities.

For one thing, I should say he had put more deadbeats on their legs

again than half the men in New York put together.”

“Well,” growled Willett, whom the misfortunes of the Belle had

soured, “what’s there in that? It’s mighty easy to do the

philanthropist act when you’re next door to a millionaire.”

“Yes,” said Mifflin warmly, “but it’s not so easy when you’re

getting thirty dollars a week on a newspaper. When Jimmy was a

reporter on the News, there used to be a whole crowd of fellows just

living on him. Not borrowing an occasional dollar, mind you, but

living on him–sleeping on his sofa, and staying to breakfast. It

made me mad. I used to ask him why he stood for it. He said there

was nowhere else for them to go, and he thought he could see them

through all right–which he did, though I don’t see how he managed

it on thirty a week.”

“If a man’s fool enough to be an easy mark–” began Willett.

“Oh, cut it out!” said Raikes. “We don’t want anybody knocking Jimmy

here.”

“All the same,” said Sutton, “it seems to me that it was mighty

lucky that he came into that money. You can’t keep open house for

ever on thirty a week. By the way, Arthur, how was that? I heard it

was his uncle.”

“It wasn’t his uncle,” said Mifflin. “It was by way of being a

romance of sorts, I believe. Fellow who had been in love with

Jimmy’s mother years ago went West, made a pile, and left it to Mrs.

Pitt or her children. She had been dead some time when that

happened. Jimmy, of course, hadn’t a notion of what was coming to

him, when suddenly he got a solicitor’s letter asking him to call.

He rolled round, and found that there was about five hundred

thousand dollars just waiting for him to spend it.”

Jimmy Pitt had now definitely ousted “Love, the Cracksman” as a

topic of conversation. Everybody present knew him. Most of them had

known him in his newspaper days; and, though every man there would

have perished rather than admit it, they were grateful to Jimmy for

being exactly the same to them now that he could sign a check for

half a million as he had been on the old thirty-a-week basis.

Inherited wealth, of course, does not make a young man nobler or

more admirable; but the young man does not always know this.

“Jimmy’s had a queer life,” said Mifflin. “He’s been pretty much

everything in his time. Did you know he was on the stage before he

took up newspaper-work? Only on the road, I believe. He got tired of

it, and cut it out. That’s always been his trouble. He wouldn’t

settle down to anything. He studied law at Yale, but he never kept

it up. After he left the stage, he moved all over the States,

without a cent, picking up any odd job he could get. He was a waiter

once for a couple of days, but they fired him for breaking plates.

Then, he got a job in a jeweler’s shop. I believe he’s a bit of an

expert on jewels. And, another time, he made a hundred dollars by

staying three rounds against Kid Brady when the Kid was touring the

country after he got the championship away from Jimmy Garwin. The

Kid was offering a hundred to anyone who could last three rounds

with him. Jimmy did it on his head. He was the best amateur of his

weight I ever saw. The Kid wanted him to take up scrapping

seriously. But Jimmy wouldn’t have stuck to anything long enough in

those days. He’s one of the gypsies of the world. He was never

really happy unless he was on the move, and he doesn’t seem to have

altered since he came into his money.”

“Well, he can afford to keep on the move now,” said Raikes. “I wish

I–”

“Did you ever hear about Jimmy and–” Mifflin was beginning, when

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