WHAT IS MAN? AND OTHER ESSAYS OF MARK TWAIN

originates anything. All his thoughts, all his impulses, come

FROM THE OUTSIDE.

Y.M. It’s an exasperating subject. The FIRST man had

original thoughts, anyway; there was nobody to draw from.

O.M. It is a mistake. Adam’s thoughts came to him from the

outside. YOU have a fear of death. You did not invent that–you

got it from outside, from talking and teaching. Adam had no fear

of death–none in the world.

Y.M. Yes, he had.

O.M. When he was created?

Y.M. No.

O.M. When, then?

Y.M. When he was threatened with it.

O.M. Then it came from OUTSIDE. Adam is quite big enough;

let us not try to make a god of him. NONE BUT GODS HAVE EVER HAD

A THOUGHT WHICH DID NOT COME FROM THE OUTSIDE. Adam probably had

a good head, but it was of no sort of use to him until it was

filled up FROM THE OUTSIDE. He was not able to invent the

triflingest little thing with it. He had not a shadow of a

notion of the difference between good and evil–he had to get the

idea FROM THE OUTSIDE. Neither he nor Eve was able to originate

the idea that it was immodest to go naked; the knowledge came in

with the apple FROM THE OUTSIDE. A man’s brain is so constructed

that IT CAN ORIGINATE NOTHING WHATSOEVER. It can only use

material obtained OUTSIDE. It is merely a machine; and it works

automatically, not by will-power. IT HAS NO COMMAND OVER ITSELF,

ITS OWNER HAS NO COMMAND OVER IT.

Y.M. Well, never mind Adam: but certainly Shakespeare’s

creations–

O.M. No, you mean Shakespeare’s IMITATIONS. Shakespeare

created nothing. He correctly observed, and he marvelously

painted. He exactly portrayed people whom GOD had created; but

he created none himself. Let us spare him the slander of

charging him with trying. Shakespeare could not create. HE WAS

A MACHINE, AND MACHINES DO NOT CREATE.

Y.M. Where WAS his excellence, then?

O.M. In this. He was not a sewing-machine, like you and

me; he was a Gobelin loom. The threads and the colors came into

him FROM THE OUTSIDE; outside influences, suggestions,

EXPERIENCES (reading, seeing plays, playing plays, borrowing

ideas, and so on), framed the patterns in his mind and started up

his complex and admirable machinery, and IT AUTOMATICALLY turned

out that pictured and gorgeous fabric which still compels the

astonishment of the world. If Shakespeare had been born and bred

on a barren and unvisited rock in the ocean his mighty intellect

would have had no OUTSIDE MATERIAL to work with, and could have

invented none; and NO OUTSIDE INFLUENCES, teachings, moldings,

persuasions, inspirations, of a valuable sort, and could have

invented none; and so Shakespeare would have produced nothing.

In Turkey he would have produced something–something up to the

highest limit of Turkish influences, associations, and training.

In France he would have produced something better–something up

to the highest limit of the French influences and training. In

England he rose to the highest limit attainable through the

OUTSIDE HELPS AFFORDED BY THAT LAND’S IDEALS, INFLUENCES, AND

TRAINING. You and I are but sewing-machines. We must turn out

what we can; we must do our endeavor and care nothing at all when

the unthinking reproach us for not turning out Gobelins.

Y.M. And so we are mere machines! And machines may not

boast, nor feel proud of their performance, nor claim personal

merit for it, nor applause and praise. It is an infamous

doctrine.

O.M. It isn’t a doctrine, it is merely a fact.

Y.M. I suppose, then, there is no more merit in being brave

than in being a coward?

O.M. PERSONAL merit? No. A brave man does not CREATE his

bravery. He is entitled to no personal credit for possessing it.

It is born to him. A baby born with a billion dollars–where is

the personal merit in that? A baby born with nothing–where is

the personal demerit in that? The one is fawned upon, admired,

worshiped, by sycophants, the other is neglected and despised–

where is the sense in it?

Y.M. Sometimes a timid man sets himself the task of

conquering his cowardice and becoming brave–and succeeds. What

do you say to that?

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