WHAT IS MAN? AND OTHER ESSAYS OF MARK TWAIN

the initial letters by heart in their proper order–I, A, B, and

so on–and I went on the platform the next night with these

marked in ink on my ten finger-nails. But it didn’t answer. I

kept track of the figures for a while; then I lost it, and after

that I was never quite sure which finger I had used last. I

couldn’t lick off a letter after using it, for while that would

have made success certain it also would have provoked too much

curiosity. There was curiosity enough without that. To the

audience I seemed more interested in my fingernails than I was in

my subject; one or two persons asked me afterward what was the

matter with my hands.

It was now that the idea of pictures occurred to me; then my

troubles passed away. In two minutes I made six pictures with a

pen, and they did the work of the eleven catch-sentences, and did

it perfectly. I threw the pictures away as soon as they were

made, for I was sure I could shut my eyes and see them any time.

That was a quarter of a century ago; the lecture vanished out of

my head more than twenty years ago, but I would rewrite it from

the pictures–for they remain. Here are three of them: (Fig. 1).

The first one is a haystack–below it a rattlesnake–and it

told me where to begin to talk ranch-life in Carson Valley. The

second one told me where to begin the talk about a strange and

violent wind that used to burst upon Carson City from the Sierra

Nevadas every afternoon at two o’clock and try to blow the town

away. The third picture, as you easily perceive, is lightning;

its duty was to remind me when it was time to begin to talk about

San Francisco weather, where there IS no lightning–nor thunder,

either–and it never failed me.

I will give you a valuable hint. When a man is making a

speech and you are to follow him don’t jot down notes to speak

from, jot down PICTURES. It is awkward and embarrassing to have

to keep referring to notes; and besides it breaks up your speech

and makes it ragged and non-coherent; but you can tear up your

pictures as soon as you have made them–they will stay fresh and

strong in your memory in the order and sequence in which you

scratched them down. And many will admire to see what a good

memory you are furnished with, when perhaps your memory is not

any better than mine.

Sixteen years ago when my children were little creatures the

governess was trying to hammer some primer histories into their

heads. Part of this fun–if you like to call it that–consisted

in the memorizing of the accession dates of the thirty-seven

personages who had ruled England from the Conqueror down. These

little people found it a bitter, hard contract. It was all

dates, and all looked alike, and they wouldn’t stick. Day after

day of the summer vacation dribbled by, and still the kings held

the fort; the children couldn’t conquer any six of them.

With my lecture experience in mind I was aware that I could

invent some way out of the trouble with pictures, but I hoped a

way could be found which would let them romp in the open air

while they learned the kings. I found it, and they mastered

all the monarchs in a day or two.

The idea was to make them SEE the reigns with their eyes;

that would be a large help. We were at the farm then. From the

house-porch the grounds sloped gradually down to the lower fence

and rose on the right to the high ground where my small work-den

stood. A carriage-road wound through the grounds and up the

hill. I staked it out with the English monarchs, beginning with

the Conqueror, and you could stand on the porch and clearly see

every reign and its length, from the Conquest down to Victoria,

then in the forty-sixth year of her reign–EIGHT HUNDRED AND

SEVENTEEN YEARS OF English history under your eye at once!

English history was an unusually live topic in America just

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